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As the race for McKinley High president comes to an end, someone is caught trying to fix the results.

As the race for McKinley High President comes to an end, someone is caught trying to fix the results. Meanwhile, Coach Beiste gets up the nerve to challenge Sue Sylvester and things get complicated for Puck and Quinn.—Fox Publicity

The episode opens with Figgins (Iqbal Theba) about to suspend Santana (Naya Rivera) for two weeks after she slapped Finn (Cory Monteith). She's upset because that means she'll miss Sectionals. At the last minute, Finn lies to Figgins and says it was actually a stage slap, saving her butt.

After the meeting, Finn tells Santana he thinks she acts out because she she's not being honest with herself. He gives two options: return to New Directions for the week or be suspended.

Rachel (Lea Michele) is desperate to help Kurt (Chris Colfer) win senior class president, but he's currently trailing Brittany (Heather Elizabeth Morris) in the polls by 17 points. Since he won't get into NYADA without winning, he tells Rachel he's considering cheating.

Finn wants the week to be dedicated to Lady Music Week, songs by ladies and for ladies. The idea is for Santana to know they have a group of people who supports her. Kurt and Blaine (Darren Criss) sing Pink's "Perfect" in honor of Santana. She's not impressed.

Sue (Jane Lynch) writes in her journal about her campaign being in trouble. She's straight, but the attack ad about her being gay could sabotage her chances. She needs to make it clear she's straight. She consults her book of past booty calls, where she finds the perfect man. Past lovers include Todd Bridges (what you talkin' 'bout, Willis?), Stephen Baldwin (crazy), Dan Quayle (too needy), and Oliver North (he bites).

Will (Matthew Morrison) and Emma (Jayma Mays) offer to help Beiste (Dot-Marie Jones) count the election votes. She talks about how great her relationship with Cooter is going. "He's the only one for me," she says.

Puck (Mark Salling) sings Melissa Etheridge's "I'm the Only One" and tells Santana "that was for you", despite his frequently looking at Shelby throughout the performance.

Rachel and Quinn (Dianna Agron) are both noticing Puck's interest in Shelby (Idina Menzel). Rachel looks a little stunned. Quinn asks Puck if he wants to come over and have sex with her that weekend. He turns her down, saying she's selfish and crazy.

Finn tells Santana he's worried about what could happen to her if she isn't honest with who she is. He says her being his 'first' means something and he doesn't want anything to happen to her. Finn and the New Directions boys sing a slowed down version of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun". Santana seems reflective during the song and thanks Finn afterwards, therefore reconciling the two.

While picking up a preposterous order of chicken, Beiste sees Sue sitting with Cooter. Sue calls it a date and says he's been her regular booty call for decades. When Beiste seems upset, Cooter says he didn't think she was interested. He says he isn't looking for a buddy.

Jacob (Josh Sussman) says, based on exit polling, the election is "over," with Brittany winning easily. In the voting booth, Kurt thinks his whole career depends on whether he wins. The Congresional voting is being held there as well, meaning Beiste has to watch Cooter with Sue. Beiste sings Dolly Parton's "Jolene."

After the commercial airs, the sophomore rugby captain, Josh Coleman, tries to tell Santana he can "make her normal." All the Glee girls come to her defense and sing Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl." Santana tells New Directions she told her parents who were okay with it.

Figgins calls Kurt and Burt (Mike O'Malley) into his office. He says there was an irregularity with the votes. There ended up being more ballots than there are seniors. Kurt admits he thought about cheating, but didn't end up doing so.

Kurt tells Rachel and Finn he's lost the election and may end up being suspended. After he leaves, Rachel tells Finn it was her. He tells Rachel she has to tell Figgins she was the one who cheated.

Puck gets a call from Shelby. Beth slipped and cut her lip. Puck insists a plastic surgeon fix her. This leads to Shelby and Puck hooking up. Afterwards, she says it was a mistake. Puck is pissed when she tells him to leave, calling her a coward.

Santana tells her grandmother: "I love girls the way I'm supposed to feel about boys." She says she wants to her to know her the way she really is and explains how she has been struggling. Grandma responds by kicking Santana out of the house, saying it is selfish for her to make her feel uncomfortable. Santana is devastated.

Puck and Quinn start to fool around. When he says he doesn't have protection, she doesn't seem to care. She seems to want them to make another baby. Puck points out they just spent a week helping Santana and nobody has taken the same time to help her. He tells her she doesn't need a baby or a man to be special. Quinn asks Puck to stay and just hold her. As he does so he says "I have to tell you something, but you have to promise to keep it a secret."

Burt won the election. Sue finished third. Beiste walks in and confronts Sue and Cooter. Cooter tells Beiste he has feelings for both her and Sue. Beiste says she's in love with him and will do anything to win him back.

Will and Shelby tell the kids they are proud of them and look forwards to sectionals. Kurt stands up and sincerely congratulates Brittany for her win; she calls him "the most unicorn of all". Blaine tells Kurt they'll "figure something out" to get him into NYADA. Santana stands up and performs k.d. lang's "Constant Craving", with Shelby, Rachel, and Kurt singing some as well

After the song, Rachel comes into the room with tears in her eyes. She says she told Figgins what she did. He put it on her permanent record and suspended her for one week. She is unable to perform at Sectionals.