The Dwarfers travel over four-thousand miles to India for lemons to make a lemon battery, yet as Rimmer states, it can be done with potatoes, which could've been found in Spain which is only one-thousand miles. See more
[Jesus has revealed to the crew he has had a pain in his back for 14 days
Well, we'll we need an X-ray to confirm, but I think he's got a kidney stone, we may need to operate.
Is it life threatening?
Depends who's operating.
14 days. Sounds like the stone's too big to pass. His kidney could shrivel and die, and complications could set in.
We get him down to the medi-lab, we fix him up, we get him back, what's the problem?
We can't trust the medi-computer, sir. Remember what happened last month ...