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Se Eu Fosse Ladrão, Roubava (2013)

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An indirect autobiography of Paulo Rocha, through the character of a father, that explores family, opportunity, immigration and identity.

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Isabel Ruth Isabel Ruth ... Mãe de Vitalino
Luís Miguel Cintra Luís Miguel Cintra ... Pai de Vitalino
Chandra Malatitch Chandra Malatitch ... Vitalino
Joana Bárcia Joana Bárcia ... Carmo
Carla Chambel ... Violante
Raquel Dias Raquel Dias ... Aninhas
Márcia Breia Márcia Breia ... Tia das Presas
João Cardoso João Cardoso ... Zé dos Ouros
João Pedro Vaz João Pedro Vaz ... Oficial
João Pedro Bénard João Pedro Bénard ... Homem de Fafe
Marina Perestrelo Marina Perestrelo ... Fiadeira
Miguel Moreira Miguel Moreira ... Jacinto
Dulcineia Loureiro Dulcineia Loureiro ... Tia Jacinto
Jorge Mota Jorge Mota ... Velho
Isabel Alves Costa Isabel Alves Costa ... Velha
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An indirect autobiography of Paulo Rocha, through the character of a father, that explores family, opportunity, immigration and identity.

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14 May 2015 (Portugal) See more »

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If I Were a Thief... I'd Steal See more »

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