For a Good Time, Call... (2012)
Katie Steele: You know you're not better than me. You're not better than phone sex.
Jesse: Why would he go all the way to Italy without you? Huh? To what? To shack up with some woman named Catalina who has perfect tear drop breasts and a nice Sicilian bush that smells like lavender. She makes her own pesto sauce...
Lauren Powell: I don't care. I just found out that my person is no longer my person.
Katie Steele: Oh my gosh, you got me a gift! And it's pink!
Jesse: You ladies are living some fucked up version of the American Dream.
Jesse: You're a great deal! You're like a Subway gift card!
Charlie: The most exciting part of the sex we that we just had was when my penis chafed by your NuvaRing.