Frank accidentally gets into the child pageantry business and is terrified of coming across as a 'Diddler'. As Dee tries to get revenge on Stage Mom's everywhere, Mac, Dennis and Charlie think they've found their dark horse to win 'Frank's Little Beauties'.
Did You Know?
Once the pageant begins, Frank's (Danny Devito) makeup and clapping is a reference to his supporting role in Batman Returns (1992) in which Danny Devito plays The Penguin. See more
Frank. Frank. I need some water. My mouth is dry.
Your mouth is dry. Go into the toilet and run your mouth under the sink.
[Mac and Charlie raise their hands
Yeah, can I? Could I? Can I?
I have a...
He's the mortician. I invited him.
You're a Grand Old Flag
Written by George M. Cohan
Performed by Frank See more