Frank accidentally gets into the child pageantry business and is terrified of coming across as a 'Diddler'. As Dee tries to get revenge on Stage Mom's everywhere, Mac, Dennis and Charlie think they've found their dark horse to win 'Frank's Little Beauties'.
Did You Know?
Once the pageant begins, Frank's (Danny Devito) makeup and clapping is a reference to his supporting role in Batman Returns (1992) in which Danny Devito plays The Penguin. See more
We gotta definitely write a song about how we do not diddle kids! "Do not diddle kids, it's no good diddling kids."
There is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than by writing a song about it!
Music by Heinz Kiessling See more