Woody Harrelson: Haymitch Abernathy
Johanna Mason : You guys look amazing.
Katniss Everdeen : Thank you.
Johanna Mason : My stylist is such an idiot. District 7, lumber. Trees. Ugh. I'd love to put my axe on her face. So what do you think, now that the whole world wants to sleep with you?
Katniss Everdeen : [scoffs] I don't think that the whole world...
Johanna Mason : I wasn't talking to you.
Katniss Everdeen : Okay.
Johanna Mason : [to Peeta] Will you unzip?
Peeta Mellark : Yeah.
[Peeta unzips her dress, Katniss glares at Peeta, Johanna disrobes completely then stares them down boldly, making for an awkward pause till the elevator stops at Johanna's floor]
Johanna Mason : [exiting] Thanks. Let's do it again sometime.
Haymitch Abernathy : Thank YOU. Johanna Mason, District 7.
Haymitch Abernathy : I want you guys to forget everything you think you know about the games. Last year was child's play. This year, you're dealing with all experienced killers.
Haymitch Abernathy : [Stops Katniss from assaulting him] You and a syringe against the Capitol? See, this is why no one lets you make the plans.
Haymitch Abernathy : Remember who the real enemy is.
Katniss Everdeen : Haymitch, please. Please, just help me get through this trip.
Haymitch Abernathy : This trip doesn't end when you get back home.
Peeta Mellark : So what do we do?
Haymitch Abernathy : From now on, your job is to be a distraction so people forget what the real problems are.
[looking at the District 4 Male Tribute]
Katniss Everdeen : Finnick Odair, right?
Haymitch Abernathy : Yes. He won the games at 14. Youngest ever. Extremely humble.
Katniss Everdeen : You're kidding.
Haymitch Abernathy : Yes, I'm kidding. He's a peacock, a total preener but he's the Capitol darling. They love him here. Charming, smart and very skilled at combat - especially in water.
Haymitch Abernathy : I think these games are gonna be different.
Haymitch Abernathy : Good news. At least half the tributes want you as an ally.
Peeta Mellark : Well, they saw her shoot.
Haymitch Abernathy : Hm. Well, sweetheart, you got your pick of the litter.
Katniss Everdeen : I want Wiress and Beetee.
Peeta Mellark : Johanna calls them Nuts and Volts.
Haymitch Abernathy : Well, okay, good. Now, who-who else?
Katniss Everdeen : Mags.
[Peeta turns away while rolling his eyes, clearly frustrated]
Katniss Everdeen : All right, fine, then no one.
Haymitch Abernathy : I'll tell them you're still making up your mind.
Haymitch Abernathy : Katniss, when you're in the arena, remember who the real enemy is.
Commander Thread : [Katniss has interfered with a flogging] Get out of my way!
Haymitch Abernathy : You don't want to shoot her
Commander Thread : How about I shoot both of you?
Haymitch Abernathy : Trust me, I'm trying to help you. I'm Haymitch. You recognize her? Katniss Everdeen. Darling of the Capitol.
Commander Thread : She interfered with a peacekeeper.
Haymitch Abernathy : I never said she was smart. Look you got a couple of lashes in right?
Commander Thread : Thats not good enough. She's an agitator.
Haymitch Abernathy : Easy.Easy. Look, you sure Snow wants three dead Victors here because that's what we're looking at. It's bad enough that you marked up her face on the eve of the big wedding. Let it go and we will too
Commander Thread : [Drops his Gun] Alright. Okay. But next time it's the firing squad.
Haymitch Abernathy : Excellent idea.
Commander Thread : I don't care who she is.
Commander Thread : CLEAR THE SQUARE!
Commander Thread : [to crowd] You're all under curfew! Anyone who is out after dark will be shot on sight!
Commander Thread : Get them out of here.