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Dear God No! (2011)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror | 22 September 2011 (USA)
A gang of outlaw bikers pull a home invasion on a disgraced Anthropologist hiding a secret locked in his cabin basement.

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James Bickert

Writer:

James Bickert
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jett Bryant ... Jett
Madeline Brumby ... Edna Marco
Paul McComiskey Paul McComiskey ... Dr. Marco
Olivia LaCroix Olivia LaCroix ... Evelyn Marco
Shane Morton Shane Morton ... Randal
Johnny Collins ... Collins (as John Collins)
Nik Morgan Nik Morgan ... Spyder (as Nick Morgan)
James Bickert ... Jimbo (as Rusty Stache)
Rachelle Lynn Rachelle Lynn ... Laura / Nun 1
Heath Street Heath Street ... Todd
Billy Ratliff Billy Ratliff ... Larry
Tim McGahren Tim McGahren ... Kooky Karl
Jim Sligh Jim Sligh ... Sheriff Crews
Johnny McGowan Johnny McGowan ... Deputy Balun
Parker Honeycutt Parker Honeycutt ... Busty Ballyhoo
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Storyline

Outlaw motorcycle gang The Impalers tri-state rape and murder spree ended in a bloody massacre with rival club Satan's Own. The surviving members sought refuge in a secluded cabin deep in the North Georgia mountains. What first must of seemed like easy prey for a home invasion, became a living nightmare of depravity and violence. A young innocent girl being held captive may hold the key to the twisted secrets locked in the basement and the killing machine feasting on human flesh in the forest outside. Written by Big Bust Out Pictures

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When the blood begins to flow.... who will be left to scream.

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Comedy | Horror

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Trivia

Lead actor Jett Bryant is the lead singer of a band called Bigfoot. See more »

Goofs

When the masked bodyguard's throat is slit, the blood clearly flows from the mask rather than the knife wound, which occurs lower on the neck. See more »

Quotes

Jett: It's almost dark, I'm sober and I haven't gotten to kill anyone today!
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Crazy Credits

Under production assistant the name Griffin is listed. A reference to The Invisible Man. See more »

Connections

Referenced in Adjust Your Tracking (2013) See more »

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Dear God BOOBS!
3 November 2011 | by bigbadloganSee all my reviews

Not sure where this came from but I like it. This beyond awesome and heavy on the upper female nudity flick is pretty far out crazy. It's a biker film made by perverts for perverts. You will definitely feel like a dirty person while laughing at the demented dark humor. It's very funny in a "not quite right" sort of way. Outlaw bikers run up against an insane Nazi conducting mad experiments on his family members and the local wildlife. When these worlds (different genres) collide it gets totally wacky (the horror genre!) and delivers buckets of the marinara sauce. It's staggering how much is packed into this film from Psychedelic Drug movies, Nazisploitation, Nunsploitation, Biker, Spaghetti Western, Monster Movies, Home Invasion flicks (Last House on the Left), Nature Gone Bad Films, Hicksploitation, etc. Even more staggering, it actually works. For such an outrageously convoluted film, it all comes together without any loose ends. The plot twists are different from your standard Revenge film, get crazier every 15 minutes and you never quite know where this thing is going until the very last frame which will hit you like a Drano enema. It's not a comedy. It's full of scares, shocks and seat clawing tension. Did I mention the female parts? Loaded with every size. Every actress looses their clothes. Quite wonderful. I'm not sure when this thing is being released on DVD but I saw it with an audience and you should too. It screams audience participation. It was so nice to see something other than stupid teens in the stupid woods. I thank the perverts who made this and made my day. See it.


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22 September 2011 (USA) See more »

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Atlanta, Georgia, USA See more »

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