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Dear God No! (2011)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror | 22 September 2011 (USA)
A gang of outlaw bikers pull a home invasion on a disgraced Anthropologist hiding a secret locked in his cabin basement.

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James Bickert

Writer:

James Bickert
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jett Bryant Jett Bryant ... Jett
Madeline Brumby ... Edna Marco
Paul McComiskey Paul McComiskey ... Dr. Marco
Olivia LaCroix Olivia LaCroix ... Evelyn Marco
Shane Morton Shane Morton ... Randal
Johnny Collins ... Collins (as John Collins)
Nik Morgan Nik Morgan ... Spyder (as Nick Morgan)
James Bickert ... Jimbo (as Rusty Stache)
Rachelle Lynn Rachelle Lynn ... Laura / Nun 1
Heath Street Heath Street ... Todd
Billy Ratliff Billy Ratliff ... Larry
Tim McGahren Tim McGahren ... Kooky Karl
Jim Sligh Jim Sligh ... Sheriff Crews
Johnny McGowan Johnny McGowan ... Deputy Balun
Parker Honeycutt Parker Honeycutt ... Busty Ballyhoo
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Outlaw motorcycle gang The Impalers tri-state rape and murder spree ended in a bloody massacre with rival club Satan's Own. The surviving members sought refuge in a secluded cabin deep in the North Georgia mountains. What first must of seemed like easy prey for a home invasion, became a living nightmare of depravity and violence. A young innocent girl being held captive may hold the key to the twisted secrets locked in the basement and the killing machine feasting on human flesh in the forest outside. Written by Big Bust Out Pictures

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When the blood begins to flow.... who will be left to scream.

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Comedy | Horror

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

22 September 2011 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Dear God No! See more »

Filming Locations:

Atlanta, Georgia, USA See more »

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The boy in the beginning of the film is the son of Ted Weldon, lead singer of the bands Truckadelic and Ghost Rider Car Club. See more »

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When the masked bodyguard's throat is slit, the blood clearly flows from the mask rather than the knife wound, which occurs lower on the neck. See more »

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Jett: We don't live scared in some tiny home surrounded by a whore fence, dig. We ain't got no roots and that's the way we like it, man. We're free, free to bang life in the ass. We're the future.
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Repulsive
30 March 2015 | by Leofwine_dracaSee all my reviews

DEAR GOD NO! is a straight-out homage to the grindhouse flicks of the 1970s; in particular it seems to be a cross between THE EVIL DEAD and a random biker movie. Instead of being a real film, this is an ultra low budget production packed to the brim with outrageously cheesy gore effects, depraved humour, and female nudity.

I found it repulsive in the extreme, but not for the reasons you'd think. The exploitation elements are all well and good, but it's the script that truly repulsed me. It's dumb beyond belief, full of repetitive cursing and nothing else. The characters are portrayed as the stupidest people imaginable, and despite the presence of a large gang of bikers there are no individuals here - they're all a bland, faceless group.

The plot is non-existent and only serves to link the various exploitation sequences. The degradation of women plays a pivotal role, with the female roles limited to monsters, strippers, or victims. Sleaziness hangs over the whole production, and as a whole this is the type of film that nobody in their right mind could enjoy. Rodriguez's PLANET TERROR is still my favourite of the grindhouse tributes in existence and in comparison this is nothing, it wasn't even worth making a film.


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