Carrie

Jesus, I've sat through some lackluster attempts to reap coin from hauling iconic classics to the modern age in my time but this....this is literally downloading malaysian shareware that directs a film for you. Not one second of this embarrassment has anything approaching sincerity. You can almost feel the frustration of the producer as he fails for the umpteenth time to unlock the next level of candy crush. Credit to Chloe Moretz for putting in a good performance, and Julianne Moore for phoning it in, but otherwise, I'd rather re-watch the god-awful Evil Dead remake than endure this unimaginative forced dross again. Can't wait to see a CGI Cujo prancing it's way through another predictable summer of brain farts.