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Nymphomaniac: Vol. I (2013) Poster

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Joe: Perhaps the only difference between me and other people was that I've always demanded more from the sunset; more spectacular colors when the sun hit the horizon. That's perhaps my only sin.

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Seligman: Love is blind.

Joe: No, no, no. It's worse. Love distort things. Or even worse, love is something you never asked for. The erotic was something that I ask for or even demanded of men. But this idiotic love... I felt humiliated by it. And all the dishonesty that follows.

Joe: The erotic is about saying yes. Love appeals to lowest instincts, wrapped up in lies. How do you say yes when you mean no? And vice-versa. I'm ashamed of what I became. But it was beyond my control.

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Joe: For me, love was just lust with jealousy added; everything else was total nonsense. For every hundred crimes committed in the name of love, only one is committed in the name of sex.

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Joe: It's actually the souls of the trees we're seeing in the winter. In summer everything is green and idyllic but in the winter, the branches and the trunks all stand out. Just look at how crooked they all are. The branches have to carry all the leaves to the sunlight. That's one long struggle for survival.

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B: The secret ingredient to sex is love.

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Joe: They said that love was the secret ingredient in sex, but, to me, love was just lust, with jealousy added.

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Seligman: I'm Seligman.

Joe: What a fucking ridiculous name.

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Joe: Basically, we're all waiting for permission to die.

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Young Joe: If I asked you to take my virginity, would that be a problem?

Jerôme: No, I don't see a problem.

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Mrs. H: [to her children, referring to Joe's bedroom] Let's go see daddy's favorite place!

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Mrs. H: [to Young Joe] Would it be alright if I show the children the whoring bed? After all, they also have a stake in this event.

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Conductor: Two first class tickets for two first class ladies.

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Joe: It's my own fault. I'm just a bad human being.

Seligman: I've never met a "bad human being."

Joe: Well, you have now.

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Seligman: [narrating] During the whole of a dull, dark, and soundless day in the autumn of the year, when the clouds hung oppressively low in the heavens, I had been passing alone, on horseback, through a singularly dreary tract of country; and at length found myself, as the shades of the evening drew on, within view of the melancholy House of Usher.

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Mrs. H: Well, if three is a crowd, then seven must be a bit of a challenge for the pretty miss. I must say I have a hard time picturing her enjoying loneliness.

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[Last Lines]

Young Joe: [to Jerôme] Fill all my holes.

Jerôme: What's wrong?

Young Joe: I can't feel anything.

Jerôme: What?

Young Joe: I can't feel anything. I can't feel anything. I can't feel anything!

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Mrs. H: [to her sons] Boys, now is the time to be alert and ask all the questions your hears desire. Because I hope that you shall never have to encounter such people or be in such a situation ever again.

[boys remain silent]

Mrs. H: Well? Hm? You don't have any questions? No? Well I'll start, shall I?

[referring to Joe]

Mrs. H: Approximately how many lives do you think she has time to destroy in one day? Five? Fifty? Or several hundreds? I admit the latter sounds improbable but where there's a will, there's a way!

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Jerôme: Good job, Liz!

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Young Joe: I understand now.

Married Man on Train: What is it you understand?

Young Joe: Why you didn't have sex with us.

Married Man on Train: It wasn't because I didn't want to.

Young Joe: [Joe smiles and grabs his dick] Wow. It's so big, isn't it.

Married Man on Train: I'm begging you. Don't. Please don't.

Young Joe: You've been as horny as hell. But you wouldn't give up your load.

Married Man on Train: [Joe starts to give the man a blowjob] Ah, fuck! Oh, you're very good at this! Take it to your throat.

Married Man on Train: [the other passengers look the man in a huge shock] Um, Joe? Stop, they're looking at us.

Young Joe: I don't care. I want you to cum at my face.

Married Man on Train: I'm gonna cum at your face! Oh god!

Young Joe: [He cums at Joe's face] Yes! You're amazing!

Conductor: You! Stop right there!

Married Man on Train: You better run.

Young Joe: Well, I could offer him a blowjob too.

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Mrs. H: Whatever? It must be hard, when you've got everything, to know what to say!

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Young Joe: I understand now.

Young Lad 2 on Train: What is it you understand?

Young Joe: Why you didn't have sex with us.

Young Lad 2 on Train: It wasn't because I didn't want to.

Young Joe: [Joe smiles and grabs his dick] Wow. It's so big, isn't it.

Young Lad 2 on Train: I'm begging you. Don't. Please don't.

Young Joe: You've been as horny as hell. But you wouldn't give up your load.

Young Lad 2 on Train: [Joe starts to give the man a blowjob] Ah, fuck! Oh, you're very good at this! Take it to your throat.

Young Lad 2 on Train: [the other passengers look the man in a huge shock] Um, Joe? Stop, they're looking at us.

Young Joe: I don't care. I want you to cum at my face.

Young Lad 2 on Train: I'm gonna cum at your face! Oh god!

Young Joe: [He cums at Joe's face] Yes! You're amazing!

Conductor: You! Stop right there!

Young Lad 2 on Train: You better run.

Young Joe: Well, I could offer him a blowjob too.

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