A man named Seligman finds a fainted wounded woman in an alley and he brings her home. She tells him that her name is Joe and that she is nymphomaniac. Joe tells her life and sexual experiences with hundreds of men since she was a young teenager while Seligman tells about his hobbies, such as fly fishing, reading about Fibonacci numbers or listening to organ music.Written by
Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Stacy Martin stated that shooting the sex scenes was a bit boring due to their technical nature. See more »
Goofs
Even though the film does not indicate the year, the mise en scène places the story in the early 1970s.
Some cars that weren't in the production until the mid-1980s were visible in the parallel parking scene: Rover 800 (production started in 1986), third-generation Audi 100 (1982-1991), Volvo 245 (updated tail lamps from 1981 onward), and second-generation Volkswagen Jetta (1984-1992).
The type of external rear-view mirrors and bumpers on Jaguar XJ driven by Jerôme (Shia LeBeouf) indicates a Series III (1979-1992) while the period-correct Jaguar XJ (Series I or II) should have chrome mirrors and bumpers. See more »
Near the very end of the credits there is this disclaimer: "None of the professional actors had penetrative sexual intercourse and all such scenes where [sic] performed by body doubles." See more »
Alternate Versions
The director's cut adds roughly 28 minutes of footage, expanding some of the subplots. See more »
This is actually the first time I'm writing a review online and it's because I do feel the need to evacuate that horrid impression the movie left on me. (well the part one, because I haven't seen all of the second yet, and I don't think I will; I HATE Joe's and Seligman's dialogue too much!)
Dialogue movies are often my favorite, when it's clever and funny and human. When it truly touches you. But this.... WOW, how BAD is it?!?!?!! It's seriously so annoying and boring and even frustrating, because you have to endure those pretentious interruptions all the freaking time, it is SO painful!
If we could have only seen the explorations of Joe by itself, with only Joe's character talking, it could have been a lot better. Not necessarily a great movie, but it would have been a lot more interesting and better put together. It's mostly their dialogue that is so hard to listen to, it is so bad, I literally don't have any words to depict how amateurish and just plain boring it is. I feel like Lars Von Trier, whom I will nevertheless forever love for Dogville, has attempted to somehow pastiche Tarantino, but has failed dramatically.
I don't feel the movie was a complete waste of time, I did enjoy the beginning on the train ride, and I did think at first that I was going to love the movie. But the constant back and forth from Seligman and Joe, and the images shown as they were speaking, were just too much to handle to make the movie enjoyable, even watchable.... It's really hard on me not to watch a movie until the end, but I feel like I've just seen wayyyyy enough of this one.
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This is actually the first time I'm writing a review online and it's because I do feel the need to evacuate that horrid impression the movie left on me. (well the part one, because I haven't seen all of the second yet, and I don't think I will; I HATE Joe's and Seligman's dialogue too much!)
Dialogue movies are often my favorite, when it's clever and funny and human. When it truly touches you. But this.... WOW, how BAD is it?!?!?!! It's seriously so annoying and boring and even frustrating, because you have to endure those pretentious interruptions all the freaking time, it is SO painful!
If we could have only seen the explorations of Joe by itself, with only Joe's character talking, it could have been a lot better. Not necessarily a great movie, but it would have been a lot more interesting and better put together. It's mostly their dialogue that is so hard to listen to, it is so bad, I literally don't have any words to depict how amateurish and just plain boring it is. I feel like Lars Von Trier, whom I will nevertheless forever love for Dogville, has attempted to somehow pastiche Tarantino, but has failed dramatically.
I don't feel the movie was a complete waste of time, I did enjoy the beginning on the train ride, and I did think at first that I was going to love the movie. But the constant back and forth from Seligman and Joe, and the images shown as they were speaking, were just too much to handle to make the movie enjoyable, even watchable.... It's really hard on me not to watch a movie until the end, but I feel like I've just seen wayyyyy enough of this one.