Not Suitable for Children (2012)

A young playboy who learns he has one month until he becomes infertile sets out to procreate as much as possible.

Director:

Peter Templeman

Writers:

Michael Lucas (story), Peter Templeman (story)

Stars:

Ryan Kwanten, Sarah Snook, Ryan Corr

4 wins & 7 nominations.

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Ryan Kwanten	...	Jonah
Sarah Snook	...	Stevie
Ryan Corr	...	Gus
Bojana Novakovic	...	Ava
Susan Prior	...	Marcie
Lewis Fitz-Gerald	...	Dr. McKenzie
Kathryn Beck	...	Becky Kincaid
Belinda Bromilow	...	Claire
Zoe Carides	...	Lab Technician
Alice Parkinson	...	Alison
Lulu McClatchy	...	Jennifer
Daniel Henshall	...	Dave
Andrew Ryan	...	Cantzi (as Andy Ryan)
Sam North	...	Smitty
Apollo Kanakis	...	Silvio

Storyline

A young playboy who learns he has one month until he becomes infertile sets out to procreate as much as possible.

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Plot Keywords:

testicular cancer | sperm bank | parenthood | reference to the rolling stones | reference to google | 

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Genres:

Comedy | Romance

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong sexual content/nudity, language and brief drug use

Details

Official Sites:

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Country:

Australia

Language:

English

Release Date:

12 July 2012 (Australia)

Also Known As:

Preciso Ser Pai

Filming Locations:

Eveleigh, Sydney, New South Wales, Australia

Box Office

Budget:

AUD 4,500,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Wild Eddie,Exit Films,Frame, Set & Match

Technical Specs

Runtime:

97 min

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Did You Know?

Goofs

[All goofs for this title are spoilers.]

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Crazy Credits

The initial credits are shown over photos of heavily filtered street scenes.

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Soundtracks

Mammalian Locomotion
Written and performed by Abbe May

User Reviews

This film from Down Under is Under Par.

An artificial contrivance is a manufactured problem, one that wouldn't even occur if everyone just sat round a table and had a good old-fashioned chinwag. Ever heard of it? The makers of this film certainly have. They also seem to have mastered the hugely original plot formulas of such as Falling In Love With Your Best Friend and The Girl You Adore Walking In On You With Someone Else And Getting The Wrong Idea. Smart guys, those writers.

Maybe it's because I can't see the appeal of those bug-eyed little bed-wetters, but I couldn't understand the point of this film. The main couple were cute, and it rumbles along quite nicely, but aside from the predictable to a tee developments, who could make a decision like having a child in just a few short weeks? Certainly not the irresponsible, party animal main character, and DEFINITELY not his mate-soon-to-be-shagging-partner, who is staunchly against the whole idea... Until she sees a few bald ankle-biters in her lobby. Yup.

Basically I don't have much time for films I feel weren't made with much care and intelligence. This is one of them. That's it. 5/10