The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Roommate Transmogrification (2011)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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• Howard Wolowitz : You gotta like this. The girlfriend, the ex-girlfriend bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Kill me.

  Sheldon Cooper : It wouldn't help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Do you really think you should be eating that cake?

  Howard Wolowitz : Why?

  Leonard Hofstadter : If you're gonna be a trophy husband for a rich wife, you might want to watch your waistline.

  Raj Koothrappali : He's right. A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

• Howard Wolowitz : What's up?

  Raj Koothrappali : Leonard's putting disgusting memories in my memory-foam mattress. Can I stay here tonight?

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : I was headhunted by a big pharmaceutical company. They're gonna pay me a butt-load of money!

  Howard Wolowitz : What?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Bernadette, that's great. Howard, do you make a butt-load?

  Howard Wolowitz : Better than what you got a butt-load of.