The Callback Queen (2013)
Vincent Catalano: You've heard of Robert De Niro right?
Luci Wilkinson: Of course, he's in 'Meet The Fockers'!
Kate Loughlin: [At lunch with her agent] It was humiliating Jeremy.
Jeremy Warner: Of course it was humiliating. It's a fucking casting.
Jeremy Warner: You're getting a reputation as something of a 'Callback Queen'. Constantly shortlisted but never quite getting past the final hurdle.
Kate Loughlin: It was all so sleazy. When did my agent turn into a pimp?
Deborah Whitton: Self discipline - lacking in so many young actresses nowadays. 'Course I haven't got a jot of the stuff myself.
Nikolas: I am not just perfect physical specimen. I have brain as well as body.
Guido: You don't mind to kiss another girl?
Luci Wilkinson: Nothing new to me darling. I study at Central. Same sex experimentation is practically an entry requirement.
Peter Towne: Well I think I'm entitled to be a little bit pissed off considering my girlfriend's been sucking the face off another woman for the whole day.
Kate Loughlin: Ok one - I have not been sucking the face off anyone for the whole day 'cause that scene took a couple of hours, tops. And two - it's my job.
Luci Wilkinson: That Vincent Catalano's a bit of alright int he?
Kate Loughlin: I guess... if you like that sort of thing.
Luci Wilkinson: What? Tall, dark, handsome and built like a brick shithouse?
Kate Loughlin: His bicep is bigger than my head.
Mary Carroll: Its not a porno is it? Don't want any ridin' goin' on in here.
Daithí Carroll: There's no ridin' in it.
Mary Carroll: No ridin'? Must be Irish porn.