Krieger suspects there is something wrong with Archer's chemo medicine and Archer learns he and his new friend, Ruth, are not getting real cancer medication. Instead, Ruth and Archer are getting sugar pills and Zima. Archer and Lana go on a rampage where Archer hosts a game of Family Feud between members of the Irish mob and Honduran janitors to learn the name of the man in charge: Franny Delaney. The real cancer medications cause horrible side effects for Archer, as he mourns the death of his pal, Ruth. Cyril goes on his own rampage, tormenting Krieger about being a Boy From Brazil, just because he made Portugeuse flash cards for Archer. It's a dog's life for Krieger...and as Archer loses his hair, toenails and his mind, he gains new respect for the healing medical properties of marijuana.
Did You Know?
Dr. Krieger lies about being from Bristol County, Rhode Island. The obviousness of his lie notwithstanding, it is very unlikely any Rhode Islander would say they were from this or that county. County government is non-existent in R.I., the counties themselves being scarcely more than historical outlines on the map. See more
Not sure what Krieger is trying to accomplish by putting what turns out to be Archer's fake chemo medicine under his microscope, but it is certainly not possible to see any difference to a possibly fake solution there. See more
Oh, you poor thing. Does someone you love have breast cancer.
Yeah. Me. Umm, name's Archer.
References Terms of Endearment
Archer Theme Song
Written by Scott Sims
Performed by Scott Sims See more