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Burlesque Assassins (2012)

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The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows ... See full summary »

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Jonathan Joffe

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Jonathan Joffe
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Cast overview, first billed only:
David A. Crellin David A. Crellin ... Johnny Valentine (as Armitage Shanks)
Roxi D'Lite Roxi D'Lite ... Bourbon Sue
Carrie Schiffler Carrie Schiffler ... Katerina Molotov
Dusan Rokvic ... Stalin
Rosalind Porter Rosalind Porter ... Bombshell Belle
Koko La Douce Koko La Douce ... Koko La Douce
Brendan Hunter ... Clone of Hitler
Matthew Graham ... Mousolini Jr
Randy Brososky ... Professor Von Hosenfeffer
Jill Belland Jill Belland ... Natasha Kalashnikov
Xarah Von Den Vielenregen Xarah Von Den Vielenregen ... Xarah Von Den Vielenregen
Kitten Deville Kitten Deville ... Kitten Deville
Amber Ray Amber Ray ... Amber Ray
Kelitta Maloof Kelitta Maloof ... Kelitta Maloof
Scarlett Martini Scarlett Martini ... Scarlett Martini
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The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows superspies Johnny Valentine, Koko La Douce, Bombshell Belle and new recruit Bourbon Sue as they seduce their way within killing distance of a trio of villainy bent on global domination. See the fatal fan dance of Koko La Douce! See the brutal boa of Bombshell Belle! Witness firsthand the carnage and the cleavage as the enemies of The Burlesque Assassins discover that when it comes to these women, LOOKS CAN KILL! Written by Anonymous

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Seduce and Destroy

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Comedy

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Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

10 January 2012 (Canada) See more »

Filming Locations:

Calgary, Alberta, Canada

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Red Balloon
Written by Robin Jackson
Performed by The Vagabond Opera
Copyright 2011 The Vagabond Opera
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Buxom beauties
24 March 2013 | by abcvisionSee all my reviews

This movie is a mix of Charlie's Angels meets the burlesque world as these trained assassins join forces to fight the evil doers of War World II. The cinematography is incredible and this break out film for director Jonathan Joffe is top notch. It mixes sexy ladies, comedy, and a believable tale into a light hearted look into a simpler time when the good guys were good and the bad were bad. From the vintage cars, close, and buxom beauties, Burlesque Assassins is a class act. I saw it as part of the Southern Fried Burlesque festival in Atlanta Georgia and was the perfect kick off for a first class showcase of the best that burlesque has to offer.


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