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Burlesque Assassins (2012)

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The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows ... See full summary »

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Jonathan Joffe

Writer:

Jonathan Joffe
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
David A. Crellin David A. Crellin ... Johnny Valentine (as Armitage Shanks)
Roxi D'Lite Roxi D'Lite ... Bourbon Sue
Carrie Schiffler ... Katerina Molotov
Dusan Rokvic ... Stalin
Rosalind Porter Rosalind Porter ... Bombshell Belle
Koko La Douce Koko La Douce ... Koko La Douce
Brendan Hunter ... Clone of Hitler
Matthew Graham ... Mousolini Jr
Randy Brososky ... Professor Von Hosenfeffer
Jill Belland Jill Belland ... Natasha Kalashnikov
Xarah Von Den Vielenregen Xarah Von Den Vielenregen ... Xarah Von Den Vielenregen
Kitten Deville Kitten Deville ... Kitten Deville
Amber Ray Amber Ray ... Amber Ray
Kelitta Maloof Kelitta Maloof ... Kelitta Maloof
Scarlett Martini Scarlett Martini ... Scarlett Martini
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The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows superspies Johnny Valentine, Koko La Douce, Bombshell Belle and new recruit Bourbon Sue as they seduce their way within killing distance of a trio of villainy bent on global domination. See the fatal fan dance of Koko La Douce! See the brutal boa of Bombshell Belle! Witness firsthand the carnage and the cleavage as the enemies of The Burlesque Assassins discover that when it comes to these women, LOOKS CAN KILL! Written by Anonymous

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Seduce and Destroy

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Comedy

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The Showdown
Written and Arranged by Johnny Summers
Performed by Johnny Summers, Chris Andrew, Kodi Hutchinson,
and Spencer Cheyne
Vocals by Johnny Summers
Copyright 2011 Summertime Music
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26 November 2013 | by apllrdSee all my reviews

could not even manage 5 mins, been on IMDb for a long time an only after viewing this i have felt compelled to make a statement, i may be on my own here but i have watched some drivel, and to the end, but this? please , director/producer, have a little respect for the audience to torment with this. i have to make 10 lines to put this review on here and can think of nothing more to say, so here is some waffle, how does a film like this get released? surely the budget guy must be wetting his pants thinking this movie could claw some of the budget back. please, take it away, re-shoot and re-edit it so us generic public can enjoy what is, in a positive sense, a good storyline.


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Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

10 January 2012 (Canada) See more »

Filming Locations:

Calgary, Alberta, Canada

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