Ohhh, who stars in a porno under the sea? Spongeknob Squarenuts. Who makes a porn spoof that no one should see? Spongeknob Squarenuts. What is the Snob reviewing today? Spongeknob Squarenuts. It's a Spongebob porno, ...
Remember the time Matt LeBlanc from Friends starred in a movie about a chimp who plays baseball? The Cinema Snob is among those less fortunate who still remember it, and in light of "Friendsuary", the Snob will look at several big-screen flops from the stars of '90s mega-hit Friends. First up, Ed - a chimp plays baseball. Hijinks ensue.
Have you ever wanted to see a Rugrats porno spoof? Well, then you've got issues, mister. Because Wood Rocket has no shame whatsoever, they also made a porn parody of Rugrats, in which the babies grow up to be adults with "Adult Baby Syndrome" - among other problems. The Cinema Snob will feel anything but 'norman' after watching this repressed psychological issue of a motion picture.
Because someone wanted to see a live action Baby Huey special, this got lit - and tragically, not on fire. The Cinema Snob delivers a special Easter episode that was made by several alumni of Animal House, so hopefully this is all a big fraternity prank.
Wait, Sex and the City 3? It had been said this sequel was canceled, and even if it wasn't, who would still be expected to give a shit after all these years? The Cinema Snob, of course. And, fittingly enough, this is not a sequel, but a porno spoof. Could a porno spoof be better than the official movies? What the Snob discovers will shock you.
With a whole galaxy of Star Wars porn parodies, where did it all start? The Cinema Snob travels back a long time ago to a perverted galaxy that is thankfully far, far away to look at Star Babe, the original Star Wars porno that came out (pun intended) the same year as the first movie.
Have you ever wanted to watch a foreign CGI travesty in which a mish-mosh of classic characters of literature have to be rescued by a mish-mosh of children superhero movies? Of course you haven't, which is why the Cinema Snob is happy to watch it for you.
The Cinema Snob is going wacko after reviewing Rob Zombie's Halloween, and knows he'll inevitably have to do the worse sequel later on, so he feels it's a good time to stop and review something goofy. Wacko is a horror movie spoof that came out before horror movie spoofs were done to death. So, what is Wacko, besides the fact it was made? Nobody knows.
Rob Zombie's Halloween-like it or hate it-did well enough to spawn a sequel, and if you thought Halloween 6, and Resurrection, were the worst films of the series, brother, you ain't seen nothing yet. This makes Halloween (2007) look like Halloween (1978). The Cinema Snob steps up to review the incestuous, depraved, tasteless, guileless, witless, vapid, arid, white trash Halloween II.
A week before Halloween, the Cinema Snob reviews The Day After Halloween, which has nothing to do with Halloween (1978), or the season of Halloween. What's it about? What ISN'T it about - besides Halloween.
Ohhh, who stars in a porno under the sea? Spongeknob Squarenuts. Who makes a porn spoof that no one should see? Spongeknob Squarenuts. What is the Snob reviewing today? Spongeknob Squarenuts. It's a Spongebob porno, make it go away. Spongeknob Squarenuts.