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Rock Jocks (2012)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Sci-Fi | 1 September 2012 (USA)
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A group of dysfunctional government employees find themselves responsible for shooting down asteroids that are headed for earth.

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Paul V. Seetachitt
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Andrew Bowen ... John
Felicia Day ... Alison
Justin Chon ... Seth
Gerry Bednob ... Tom
Kevin Wu ... Danny
Mark Woolley ... Austin
Doug Jones ... Smoking Jesus
Robert Picardo ... Guard 1
Jason Mewes ... Guard 2
Greg Benson ... Outgoing Deputy
Seth Lucas Bowen Seth Lucas Bowen ... Boy
Eugene Byrd ... Layne
Zach Callison ... Dylan
Michael Clair Michael Clair ... Roomate
James DuMont ... Rich
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A group of dysfunctional government employees find themselves responsible for shooting down asteroids that are headed for earth.

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Genres:

Comedy | Sci-Fi

Certificate:

Not Rated

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

1 September 2012 (USA) See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

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Budget:

$2,000,000 (estimated)
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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

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Color

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1.78 : 1 / (high definition)
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Guard 1: You ever notice how versatile the word motherfucker is? You have lazy motherfucker, angry motherfucker...
Guard 2: Life's a motherfucker.
Guard 1: That doesn't actually work.
Guard 2: Condescending motherfucker.
Guard 1: Better.
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Hilarious - I loved it!!
1 July 2013 | by wattleseedSee all my reviews

I had a chance to see this film in Denver last night. The film is laughs from beginning to end. Yes, there is quite a bit of profanity (it might not be a film for the little ones), but it works well with the plot/characters. I especially enjoyed the ensemble feel to the cast - every actor had their moment.

After the film we had a Q&A with the Director, Paul Seetachitt. How often does one get a chance to do that?! It was interesting to hear some of the stories behind the making of the movie.

I have already decided I need to see this again.

Go see Rock Jocks! It Rocks!!!


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