Credited cast: | |||
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Zach Canfield | ... | Sammy |
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John Carvalho | ... | Donnie the Bear |
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Ben Evans | ... | Agent Munroe |
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Dante Jones | ... | Pimp / Globotech clean-up crew #1 |
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Rasheed Jones | ... | Globotech clean-up crew #3 |
Randi Krasny | ... | The Hooker (as Randi Lee Krasny) | |
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Grayson Lauffenburger | ... | Forensics Guy #1 |
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Caitlin Lightbourn | ... | Mysterious Caller (voice) |
John Archer Lundgren | ... | The Doc | |
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Greg Mclendon | ... | Globotech Lab Technician #1 |
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Stephan Mondesir | ... | Globotech clean-up crew #2 |
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Jordan Orr | ... | Globotech scientist #2 |
Ben Owen | ... | Globotech scientist #1 | |
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John Russo | ... | Agent Jenkins |
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Greg Testo | ... | Globotech Lab Technician #2 |
Sammy Jenkins was a simple man who lived a simple life, until a genetic mutation sent his world spiraling out of control. Now, being hunted by the men responsible for his deformity, as well as the FBI, Sammy must fight back with his unique abilities in order to survive. Those unique abilities include the giant killer hemorrhoid growing out of his ass. Written by Anonymous
Just watched this as part of the "minutes to midnight" anthology film and all I can say is, this has to be the worst horror short I've ever seen. Acting so bad it would make Ed Wood cringe, dialogue so appalling, it's like a stoned 12 year old wrote it and effects that are anything but special. The minutes to midnight film is below average at best but this one is definitely the worst of the bunch. Awful.