- Captain Joe Glass: I know you speak English
- [first lines]
- Captain Andropov: Fuck You
- Captain Andropov: [dryly] Well... that's a start
- Captain Joe Glass: I would like to take one last breath before we go under. You never know what it's gonna be like when you come up.
- XO Brian Edwards: [from the trailer] Did we just start a war?
- Captain Joe Glass: No... but we might've sailed into one
- Captain Joe Glass: So, you're the lunatic that saved the Russian president.
- Bill Beaman: And you're the crazy son of a bitch who weaved this tin can through a minefield.
- Captain Joe Glass: Got a long debriefing.
- Bill Beaman: Yeah. One hell of a story we'll never be able to tell our grandchildren.
- Captain Andropov: I can't think of any kapitan that could have done what you have done, on my side or yours.
- Captain Joe Glass: I can. I'm looking at him.
- Captain Vlade Sutrev: We will not fire on American Sub
- Admiral Dmitri Durov: Fine! Then *I* Will Do It