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The VelociPastor (2018)

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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

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Brendan Steere

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Brendan Steere
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Credited cast:
Alyssa Kempinski ... Carol
Greg Cohan ... Doug Jones (as Gregory James Cohan)
Claire Hsu ... Chinese Villager
Aurelio Voltaire ... Altair
Nicholas M. Garofolo ... Hobo
Daniel Steere Daniel Steere ... Father Stewart
Jesse Turits ... Sam the White Ninja
Fernando Pacheco De Castro Fernando Pacheco De Castro ... Frankie Mermaid
David Sokol David Sokol ... Ali
Zachary Steere Zachary Steere ... Dinosaur Suit Performer
Jiechang Yang Jiechang Yang ... Wei Chan
Alec Lambert Alec Lambert ... Thug
Erik Oh Erik Oh ... Choi-Min
Kurt Voltmann Kurt Voltmann ... Goliath
Janice Young Janice Young ... Doug's Mom
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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

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After filming and before developing, the film was put in an oven and baked at 200 degrees Fahrenheit for ten minutes to achieve the aged, old look. See more »

Goofs

At the 29:50 mark, Fr. Doug quotes two passages and cites Leviticus 24:25 and Matthew 32:6. Neither verses exist. Leviticus 24 has only 23 verses, and Matthew has only 28 chapters. See more »

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Carol: I don't know much about God.
Doug Jones: I don't know much about dinosaurs.
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References Miami Connection (1987) See more »

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My Review Of "Velocipastor"
11 August 2019 | by ASouthernHorrorFanSee all my reviews

I fully expected to go into this movie finding it too ridiculous to review seriously. And yeah, in a way I was right. "Velocipastor" is ridiculous, it can't be taken seriously but I enjoyed every minute of it. It becomes clear very early that this movie means to be over-the-top. Much like classic horror comedies in the past, "Full Moon High", and "Pandemonium", this film knows it is absurd comedy and total cheese.

Brendan Steere understands perfectly well the type of film he is making, and he was smart enough to gather a cast and crew who were in on the joke too. Some of the acting obviously falls short and it is a tightrope walk getting this story from scene one to the end without total collapse. Still, somehow, everything holds together with fun, entertaining craziness. And genuine laughs.

The effects are a blend of cheap CGI and low tech practical effects that fit inbetween gaming graphics and Adult Swim stuff. It would have been cool if more focus on creating a darker raptor had been taken, but still, it is a movie about a young priest turning into a dinosaur so the puppet/costume seems fitting. I have to add that "Velocipastor" has a cool soundtrack. And the whole music video montage in the center was entertaining as heck!

Overall this isn't gonna be everyone's take on "Velocipastor". And I get it, a lot of people can only get into spoof horror if it has a big budget to sell the jokes. I enjoyed this film. It is silly, over-the-top, and entertaining. It doesn't take itself serious but everyone involved were serious about creating this tongue-in-cheek bit of satire.


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13 August 2019 (USA) See more »

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