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The VelociPastor (2018)

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

Director:

Brendan Steere

Writer:

Brendan Steere
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Cast

Credited cast:
Claire Hsu ... Chinese Villager
Alyssa Kempinski ... Carol
Nicholas M. Garofolo ... Hobo
Aurelio Voltaire ... Altair
Gregory James Cohan ... Doug Jones
Jesse Turits Jesse Turits ... Sam the White Ninja
Alec Lambert Alec Lambert ... Thug
Kurt Voltmann Kurt Voltmann ... Goliath
Daniel Steere Daniel Steere ... Father Stewart
Jiechang Yang Jiechang Yang ... Wei Chan
Zachary Steere Zachary Steere ... Dinosaur Suit Performer
Janice Young Janice Young ... Doug's Mom
George Schewnzer George Schewnzer ... Doug's Dad
Dan Rhoades Dan Rhoades ... Vietnam Soldier 2
Fernando Pacheco De Castro Fernando Pacheco De Castro ... Frankie Mermaid
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Storyline

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

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Plot Keywords:

priest | dinosaur | mafia | murder | spoof | See All (6) »

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Welcome to the Christ-aceous period. See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Horror

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Country:

USA | China

Language:

English | Cantonese | Mandarin | Korean

Release Date:

31 August 2018 (Netherlands) See more »

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Color
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Most of the scratches on the film were achieved manually by Brendan Steere dragging the unprocessed film along surfaces in his bathroom, for it was the only room in his apartment with no windows and therefore dark enough to not expose the raw film. See more »

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