The VelociPastor (2018)

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

Director:

Brendan Steere

Writer:

Brendan Steere

Stars:

Alyssa Kempinski, Claire Hsu, Nicholas M. Garofolo

2 nominations.

Cast

Credited cast:
Alyssa Kempinski	...	Carol
Claire Hsu	...	Chinese Villager
Nicholas M. Garofolo	...	Hobo
Aurelio Voltaire	...	Altair
Greg Cohan	...	Doug Jones (as Gregory James Cohan)
Zachary Steere	...	Dinosaur Suit Performer
Jesse Turits	...	Sam the White Ninja
Janice Young	...	Doug's Mom
Kurt Voltmann	...	Goliath
Pat Hroncich	...	Vietnam Soldier 1
Douglas Saint James	...	Surgeon
Alec Lambert	...	Thug
David Sokol	...	Ali
Jiechang Yang	...	Wei Chan
Dan Rhoades	...	Vietnam Soldier 2

Storyline

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

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Plot Keywords:

priest | dinosaur | mafia | murder | spoof | 

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Taglines:

Welcome to the Christ-aceous period.

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Genres:

Comedy | Horror

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Details

Country:

USA China

Language:

English Cantonese Mandarin Korean

Release Date:

31 August 2018 (Netherlands)

Filming Locations:

Manhattan, New York City, New York, USA

Company Credits

Production Co:

Cyfuno Ventures,Hollow Tree Films,Laika Come Home

Technical Specs

Runtime:

75 min

Color:

Color

Did You Know?

Trivia

The film is a feature-length adaptation of a 2011 grind-house trailer by the same director, which was made as a film school project, and went viral.

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