After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

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Brendan Steere

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Brendan Steere
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Greg Cohan ... Doug Jones (as Gregory James Cohan)
George Schewnzer George Schewnzer ... Doug's Dad
Janice Young Janice Young ... Doug's Mom
Daniel Steere Daniel Steere ... Father Stewart
Claire Hsu ... Chinese Villager
Nicholas M. Garofolo ... Hobo (as nick Garofolo)
Alyssa Kempinski ... Carol
Fernando Pacheco De Castro Fernando Pacheco De Castro ... Frankie Mermaid
Chase Schutter Chase Schutter ... Frankie's Heavy
Alec Lambert Alec Lambert ... Thug
Jesse Turits ... Sam
Jiechang Yang Jiechang Yang ... Wei Chan
Aurelio Voltaire ... Altair
David Sokol David Sokol ... War Buddy Ali
Pat Hroncich Pat Hroncich ... Vietnam Soldier
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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

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The film is a feature-length adaptation of a 2010 grindhouse trailer by the same director, which was made as a film school project, and went viral. See more »

Goofs

At the 12:00 mark, the junkie in the park uses a semi-automatic pistol and when firing it, repeatedly racks the slide to put another round in the chamber. First, a semi-automatic does not need to be racked for each shot, and second, during none of those actions is a shell casing shown being ejected. See more »

Quotes

Doug Jones: I might be on a mission from God himself!
Father Stewart: That's insane, Doug! God does not want people dead!
Doug Jones: Oh, I think God wants a lot of people dead.
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References Miami Connection (1987) See more »

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Not since robo geisha have I seen such amazing filmography!
18 January 2020 | by joshcordes-26885See all my reviews

If you love dinosaurs, ninjas with ever changing accents and cgi that leaves you in disbelief then this is the movie for you.


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USA | China

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English | Cantonese | Mandarin | Korean

Release Date:

28 September 2018 (Italy) See more »

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