Nostalgia Critic: I also have to admit, it's kind of refreshing to see a movie character from Jersey who's not an asshole! Okay, yeah I make fun of people from Jersey every once in a while, but even I know that not every person who comes from there is totally nuts. It's nice to see an actual positive Jersey role model.
[clip from Jersey Shore plays]
Nostalgia Critic: You know, outside of...
Angelina: Leave me the
Angelina: alone. Get out of my face.
Mike "The Situation": Yo, shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster!
Angelina: You look like Popeye on crack.
Mike "The Situation": [Rolling eyes] Popeye on crack.
Nostalgia Critic: [rubbing forehead] Uggh, that show rapes me.
Nostalgia Critic: Has "Wax on, wax off" ever really taught anybody karate? Well, it did for this idiot. "The Karate Kid," a hokey but still effective sports film centered around a kid named Daniel who moved from Jersey to the Valley and keeps getting his ass whupped by a group of karate experts named Cobra...
Cobra Commander: COBRA!
Nostalgia Critic: Kai.
Cobra Commander: Oh. Well, could you ever do an Old vs. New with us and the GI Joe movie?
Nostalgia Critic: The movie loses.
Cobra Commander: Awesome!