House M.D. (TV Series)
Out of the Chute (2011)
Cleo Berry: Carnell
Quotes
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Carnell : Please don't.
Dr. Gregory House : [shoots the door with an arrow] That is a nice bow.
Carnell : That was a nice door.
Dr. Gregory House : Put it on my tab. What say we take it up a notch?
[throws an apple to Carnell]
Carnell : Yeah, right. Very funny.
Dr. Gregory House : You don't trust me?
Carnell : No!
Sarah : I'll do it.
[takes an apple from Carnell]
Dr. Gregory House : And we have a gamer.
Carnell : Oh, come on, man. You can't be serious.
[Sarah smiles and puts an apple on her head]
Dr. Gregory House : Why not? Anything goes wrong, we just take her to the doctor. And I'm only eight paces away.
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Carnell : House...
Dr. Gregory House : I like you, Carnell.
[phone rings]
Dr. Gregory House : Don't ruin it.
[picks up a phone]
Dr. Gregory House : Stinky feet, could point to diabetes, athlete's foot or gangrene. Pick one.
Carnell : No!
Dr. Chris Taub : Uh, none. None of those cause bloody sputum or disappearing masses.
Carnell : No, no, no! No! You are going to kill her.
Dr. Gregory House : Don't do that Carnell. They might get the idea that I'm shooting at a hooker. Fungal infection causes ulceration between the toes. Bleeding can be from recurring abscesses that appear to be recurring masses.
Martha Masters : Symptoms in the head or feet mean the infection would have to be in the heart or the brain.
Dr. Chris Taub : I say we start by looking in the heart because looking at his brain with a metal plate is problematic.
Dr. Robert Chase : So is MRI-ing his heart. He's got a seven centimeter conductive metal rod holding his rib together.
Dr. Eric Foreman : It'll rip him in two.
Dr. Gregory House : No, it'll just feel like it's ripping him in two, which is much better.
Dr. Chris Taub : We could minimize the damage by injecting ice-water into his abdominal cavity.
Carnell : No! Please, no!
[House shoots an arrow and Carnell finds an arrow sticking Sarah's body, bleeding]
Carnell : Oh, God!
Dr. Gregory House : Opps. Got to go.
Carnell : Call an ambulance!
Dr. Gregory House : Why?
Carnell : What do you mean, why! She's hurt!
Dr. Gregory House : She doesn't look hurt.
[Sarah starts laughing]
Carnell : No, you didn't.
Dr. Gregory House : Yes, we did.
Carnell : [Sarah shows the trick] You're an ass.
Dr. Gregory House : Okay, go get me General Patton's Colt .45. The one with two notches.
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Carnell : Don't worry you can trust me with anything - including your food.
Dr. Gregory House : After he and I have sex, I'm going to slit his throat and disembowel him in the bathtub.
Carnell : Oh, no problem. I'll have the morning Maid Service. Would you like me to have them clean up later when they come to turn down your bed?
Dr. Gregory House : Why didn't I meet you six months ago?