The Office (TV Series)

Threat Level Midnight (2011)

Ed Helms: Andy Bernard

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Quotes 

• Michael Scarn : I'm too depressed to save the big game, Billy. I'm at my low point.

  Billy the Bartender : When you're sad, you don't do your job no good. And this country needs you to do your job good.

  Michael Scarn : Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  Billy the Bartender : I'm gonna cheer you up, the only ways I know how's. Hey, kid!

  [he throws a quarter to a boy] 

  Billy the Bartender : Hit G9 on the jukebox!

  Michael Scarn : No. Don't, Billy. I haven't done that dance since my wife died.

  Billy the Bartender : This isn't just about you anymore. There's a whole crowd of people out there who need to learn how to do the Scarn.

  Drunk Man in Bar : The Scarn? Sounds gay.

  Michael Scarn : It is gay. And straight, and black, and white, and young, and old, and cool. Check it!