Agents Hauser and Piper are transferring the most dangerous nerd criminals by plane. The nerds free themselves and attack. Since Kove wants the plane taken out, a sexy stewardess and a stingy couple are the only allies agents have.
The President of the Navy is to hold a commencement speech at a university, but he can't stop swearing. Also, someone wants to assassinate him. Meanwhile, agents Hauser and Alphonse are back from their undercover tasks but act strangely.
Agent Hauser must babysit his divorced sister's kid. He discovers that the kid is hiding a friendly alien. Hauser naturally presumes the alien is a terrorist and goes after it. Meanwhile, agent Daisy gets a new friend as well.
When NTSF:SD:SUV boss Kove's little top-secret black book goes missing, the suspected thief is shot dead along with agent Hauser. However, someone still has the book and wants Kove. If only agent Hauser whose body was never found was alive.
When The President of the Navy is attacked and threatened in his restaurant by a dangerous restaurant competitor, the NTSF:SD:SUV team arrives to help and temporarily run the joint which brings back a traumatic memory for agent Hauser.
Agent Hauser narrates how the three Time Angels, a special all-female anti-terrorist time-traveling unit, once went back in time to a small western town to stop a villain and help President Grant open the U.S. Transcontinental Railroad.
When robot S.A.M.'s cover is blown while infiltrating a southern anti-robot hate group he is captured. The NTSF:SD:SUV team plans to pose as a viral video film crew, find the group and save him, but becomes distracted with making the video.
A dangerous hippie terrorist caught and frozen in the NTSF:SD cryo-prison in the 60's is unfrozen by accident in 2013 and escapes. The only one who can stop him is a misogynistic racist boozing retired NTSF:SD agent Booth Whitman.
Agent Hauser and human Sam trade faces to stop a terrorist. Human Sam grows found of his new cool face so much, he refuses to give it back, and goes on the run. Also, Piper "trades faces" to find out why her coworkers avoid her game night.
The NTSF:SD:SUV must prevent the assassination of the Prime Minister of the Royal Navy of a small, very stereotypically British, enclave near San Diego which is about to become a part of the city. British version of NTSF is there to help.
It's an NTSF:SD:SUV:: Christmas which means murderous Santas, the gift of corpses, and verbal slights to all other religions. This year, Trent's children learn the true meaning of Christmas when a terrorist Mall Santa takes over the mall, trapping them inside with only their wits as weapons, while locking out the rest of their team, desperate to get in and continue shopping for last minute gifts.