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American Backwoods: Slew Hampshire (2013) Poster

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Dude-Guy: Talkin' about Africa don't make you more black.

Bro: I was just drawing a parallel.

Dude-Guy: OH, now you're drawin'? You an artist, too? Is that your major?

Bro: No, it's Linguistics. What's yours?

Dude-Guy: Gun Repair. It's a certificate course.

[Buddy snickers]

Dude-Guy: HEY! Some people like to shoot heroin - personally, I prefer cocaine - but I DO like to shoot guns.

Buddy: And someday, you'll have your very own certificate that says you're qualified to repair them, too.

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Officer Girth: Gonna need you to pop the hood.

Dude-Guy: Want me to check it out? I work at a muffler shop. I recently got promoted.

Officer Girth: Now there's something you certainly don't read in the obits every day...

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G.G.: One gunshot from a shotgun - senseless. So how d' you make this make sense? Take your time. Time your take. Some call it mean. I call it meaningful. Take my meaning?

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Bags: I wish that owl would shut the f*ck up.

Bro: You know what Thoreau said about owls?

Bags: That he wished they would shut the f*ck up?

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Bro: A voice said... Look me in the stars, and tell me truly men of earth, if all the soul and body scars were not too much to pay for birth.

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