Shawn Thomas: Buddy
Dude-Guy : Talkin' about Africa don't make you more black.
Bro : I was just drawing a parallel.
Dude-Guy : OH, now you're drawin'? You an artist, too? Is that your major?
Bro : No, it's Linguistics. What's yours?
Dude-Guy : Gun Repair. It's a certificate course.
Dude-Guy : HEY! Some people like to shoot heroin - personally, I prefer cocaine - but I DO like to shoot guns.
Buddy : And someday, you'll have your very own certificate that says you're qualified to repair them, too.