A quirky black comedy about a guy living in the shadow of his dog. Graeme is a socially stunted nerd who lives with the knowledge that his dog is much cooler and more popular than he could ever be. Graeme is painfully aware of the incompatibility in their relationship but struggles to end it when the time comes. Despite being repeatedly outshone and embarrassed by his companion, Graeme can't bring himself to cut the dog loose. When he finally summons the courage, he finds himself betrayed one last, pitiful time. If you love something set it free, if it comes back to you, it probably wants food.