Hollywood Sex Wars (2011)

The adventures of three friends as they struggle and eventually learn how to dress better, talk smoother, and add a lot more women to their "weekly rotation" in the Hollywood dating scene.

Director:

Paul Sapiano

Writer:

Paul Sapiano

Stars:

Mario Diaz, Eli Jane, Jenae Altschwager

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Mario Diaz	...	Johnny Eyelash
Eli Jane	...	Little Wendy
Jenae Altschwager	...	Big Wendy
Dominique Purdy	...	Max
Jacqui Holland	...	Courtney
Suzy Kaye	...	Yvonne
Christine Nguyen	...	Elle
Richard Blair	...	Aaron
Carmen Palumbo	...	Gretchen
Nicholas Mongiardo-Cooper	...	Glen
Fabio	...	Fabio
Bianca Sia	...	TOB Girl (as Bianca Siavoshy)
April Garcia	...	Page (as April Arroyo)
Aneliese Roettger	...	Lyric
Marta Zolynska	...	TOB Girl (as Mia Hope)

Storyline

Max (Dominique Purdy), Aaron (Richard Blair) and Glen (Nicholas Cooper) have a track record littered with strike-outs and misfit hook-ups. The boys embark on a mission to up their hot babe batting average. They meet Hollywood Casanova Johnny Eyelash (Mario Diaz) who teaches these boys the game of scoring A-list arm candy. But there is one problem, the girls are organized, cunning and have an agenda of their own. Its not long before the girls, led by Big Wendy (Jenae Alt) and Little Wendy (Eli Jane) pick up on Johnny's tactics and Hollywood becomes one big booby trap.

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Plot Keywords:

bare breasts | sex comedy | black comedy | breast implant | blackmail | 

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Taglines:

Weapons of mass seduction

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Genres:

Comedy

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Certificate:

Not Rated

Did You Know?

Trivia

The lead lothario, Mario Diaz, is actually a gay icon, musician in the band Dirty Sanchez and thrower of numerous parties in and around Los Angeles.

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Quotes

Max: If love is a battlefield, this is the front line.

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Connections

References Beetlejuice (1988)

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Soundtracks

Terry Richardson
Written by Baron Von Luxxury & Ken Rangkuty
Performed by Baron Von Luxxury
Courtesy of Nolita Records

User Reviews

Takes no prisoners

I don't think this is as LA-centric as some people make it out to be. Anyone in a city with a nightlife can pretty much relate to how hard it is to find someone to date, and how often people flat out refuse to settle, either because they want to keep their options open or because they see relationships as being more than just about satisfying emotional needs.

Beyond that, this movie takes no prisoners. It makes fun of relationships, it makes fun of players, it makes fun of women who care more about how much a guy makes than who he is, it makes fun of drugs, it makes fun of city life, it makes fun of irresponsible people, it makes fun of hipsters, it makes fun of people who still harbor dreams of their band making it big past the age of 30, it makes fun of subcultures, it makes fun of plastic surgery, it makes fun of Star Wars cosplayers and other fetishes -- it makes fun of everything.

This movie is like the honey badger. It doesn't care. It just takes what it wants.

Details

Official Sites:

Official Facebook Official site

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

31 December 2011 (USA)

Also Known As:

Hollywood Sex Wars

Box Office

Budget:

$2,053,763 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Big Primpin Productions, Babyalpha Studios, HSWars

Technical Specs

Runtime:

106 min

Color:

Color