Hollywood Sex Wars (2011)

Max (Dominique Purdy), Aaron (Richard Blair) and Glen (Nicholas Cooper) have a track record littered with strike-outs and misfit hook-ups. The boys embark on a mission to up their hot babe ... See full summary »

Director:

Paul Sapiano

Writer:

Paul Sapiano

Stars:

Mario Diaz, Eli Jane, Jenae Altschwager

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Mario Diaz	...	Johnny Eyelash
Eli Jane	...	Little Wendy
Jenae Altschwager	...	Big Wendy
Dominique Purdy	...	Max
Jacqui Holland	...	Courtney
Suzy Kaye	...	Yvonne
Christine Nguyen	...	Elle
Richard Blair	...	Aaron
Carmen Palumbo	...	Gretchen
Nicholas Mongiardo-Cooper	...	Glen
Fabio	...	Fabio
Bianca Sia	...	TOB Girl (as Bianca Siavoshy)
April Garcia	...	Page (as April Arroyo)
Aneliese Heinz	...	Lyric (as Aneliese Roettger)
Marta Zolynska	...	TOB Girl (as Mia Hope)

Storyline

Max (Dominique Purdy), Aaron (Richard Blair) and Glen (Nicholas Cooper) have a track record littered with strike-outs and misfit hook-ups. The boys embark on a mission to up their hot babe batting average. They meet Hollywood Casanova Johnny Eyelash (Mario Diaz) who teaches these boys the game of scoring A-list arm candy. But there is one problem, the girls are organized, cunning and have an agenda of their own. Its not long before the girls, led by Big Wendy (Jenae Alt) and Little Wendy (Eli Jane) pick up on Johnny's tactics and Hollywood becomes one big booby trap.

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Plot Keywords:

bare breasts | black comedy | breast implant | blackmail | gold digger | 

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Taglines:

Weapons of mass seduction

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Genres:

Comedy

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Certificate:

Not Rated

Details

Official Sites:

Official Facebook Official site

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

31 December 2011 (USA)

Also Known As:

¿Qué pasó anoche?

Box Office

Budget:

$2,053,763 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Big Primpin Productions, Babyalpha Studios, HSWars

Technical Specs

Runtime:

106 min

Color:

Color

Did You Know?

Trivia

The lead lothario, Mario Diaz, is actually a gay icon, musician in the band Dirty Sanchez and thrower of numerous parties in and around Los Angeles.

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Quotes

Johnny Eyelash: She knocked em dead, was the talk of the town, but 40 in Hollywood aint kind to anyone.

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Connections

References Basic Instinct (1992)

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Soundtracks

Terry Richardson
Written by Baron Von Luxxury & Ken Rangkuty
Performed by Baron Von Luxxury
Courtesy of Nolita Records

User Reviews

No prisoners, but a lot of casualties

Of course this is not a real war, but since the word is being used in the title, you might as well use it for some puns. The movie itself does have some fair points and there is something to say about the general theme it tries to portray. There is a lot that one could've done with that theme. I'm not even going to blame the actors (I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and pretend it was the way they were directed), but the screenwriter could've done a better job (unless they didn't want him too, of course).

There is nudity and profanity, but you can check those boxes when you see the rating, so don't feel offended if you watch it and you think it's too racy (when it actually isn't that much, especially if you look at french cinema). Don't waste your time would be my advice, but with comedy it's tough to say, what makes people laugh ...