The First Time (I) (2012)
Dylan O'Brien: Dave Hodgman
Dave Hodgman : You dig me.
Dave Hodgman : Jane, Janie, Lately I've been feeling like there's so much noise, ya know? uh so much static. all these voices competing for attention. teachers, parents, magazines. what's in, what's out, who's cool, who's not cool enough... and it's like all this shit gets so loud I feel like I cant even hear myself think. I just want to get in my car and drive... but then I see you, I see you across the hall leaning against your locker... in that jacket that you love so much... and the way you tuck your hair back behind your ears... then you see me and you smile but just smile and it's like, it's like all that noise fades away ya know... and then the only thing I can hear is the sound of your voice when you call out my name.
Aubrey Miller : Have you had sex yet?
Dave Hodgman : What?
Aubrey Miller : Just asking.
Dave Hodgman : [uncertainly] Honestly?
Aubrey Miller : No, lie to me.
Dave Hodgman : Not yet. I mean, not that there haven't... been some opportunities.
Aubrey Miller : Oh, yeah? A lot of girls lining up to have sex with you?
Dave Hodgman : [sighs] No, that's not what I meant.
Aubrey Miller : [smiles] You only want to have sex with Jane?
Dave Hodgman : I guess, yeah. Uhm, but I fantasize about holding her hand, and... kissing in the rain. You know,
Dave Hodgman : all that cheesy, tired romantic shit that you're such a fan of.
Dave Hodgman : And I fantasize about having sex with Casey Flynn.
Aubrey Miller : [taking a sip of wine] Ah, is that an actress I should know?
Dave Hodgman : She's a girl that goes to my school. She's a girl that everyone wants to have sex with, because she's, you know, mean.
Aubrey Miller : Oh.
Dave Hodgman : Jane's a girl that you want to be your girlfriend.
Aubrey Miller : The virgin and the skank. Tale as old as time.
Dave Hodgman : Have you done it yet?
Aubrey Miller : None of your business.
Dave Hodgman : I think she's gonna hook up with Brendan Meltzer tonight.
Aubrey Miller : Ooh, my friend hooked up with Brendan Meltzer once...
Dave Hodgman : See?
Aubrey Miller : He is ripped!
Dave Hodgman : What are you... what are you doing to me?
Aubrey Miller : Sorry, I'm just saying, if she's a friend of Meltzer, I wouldn't get my hopes up.
Dave Hodgman : Well, trust me, they're not... up, okay? That's why I'm out here.
Aubrey Miller : Because you're hiding?
Dave Hodgman : I'm not hiding.
Aubrey Miller : Fleeing?
Dave Hodgman : No! Fleeing?
Aubrey Miller : Yeah.
Dave Hodgman : I just... I just... Ugh. I had to get out of there. I couldn't exactly stand around watching the girl that I'm in love with, flirt with the best-looking guy ever.
[kicks empty tin can]
Dave Hodgman : It's torture.
Aubrey Miller : [holds out packet] Want some gum?
Dave Hodgman : No, thanks, I'm good.
Aubrey Miller : Everything cool has been ruined. Was before we got here. Even sex and relationships. It's all just so safe and convenient. Homogenized. You know, exchange profiles, boil your personality down to some, like, compatibility equation. You know, what's your favorite movie? Who's your favorite recording artist? And then, with one easy click, we too can realize our dream of boning someone exactly like us. Get married, give birth to two and a half babies. We can all post the pictures on Facebook or Twitter. No, that's... that is not for me.
Aubrey Miller : I wanna meet a man the old-fashioned way, you know, like... in a bar.
Dave Hodgman : How about a dark alley? Crazy guy who talks to himself?
Aubrey Miller : Give me your hand.
[their fingers entwine]
Aubrey Miller : Which one am I?
Aubrey Miller : The virgin or the skank?
Dave Hodgman : [looking into her eyes, sighs] I've never met anyone like you before.
Aubrey Miller : That's a pretty good answer.
Aubrey Miller : I have trouble with someone sleeping in the room.
Dave Hodgman : Oh. I'll take off.
Aubrey Miller : No. It's just... sleep-overs, camp, I always hated them. Not... because I minded being away, but because there was always some mouth-breather next to me.
Dave Hodgman : You don't have to explain, I'll go.
Aubrey Miller : Not... yet. I just... Maybe we could lie here for a minute. And... and I could just close my eyes, see what it's like, is it okay?
Dave Hodgman : Okay.
Aubrey Miller : [they lie together, his arn over her waist] Your heart is beating really fast.
Dave Hodgman : I know... Sorry.
Aubrey Miller : It's cool, Hodgman.