Brooke: [as Peter approaches] I thought we were just gonna be speaking with your husband.
Elizabeth Burke: Oh, we were, but actually this is, um, Neal Caffrey.
[Neal winces]
Brooke: Are you an agent too?
Peter Burke: [posing as Neal] No. No, I wish I was. I'm just a consultant.
Brooke: So how does that work?
Peter Burke: [as Neal] Actually, I'm a criminal.
Brooke: A criminal?
Peter Burke: [as Neal] I've made a lot of really bad life choices which landed me in prison. But now I assist the FBI.
Brooke: Oh, okay, good.
[starts to leave with Neal]
Peter Burke: [as Neal] As a matter of fact, had it not been for Agent Burke here, I'd still be in prison. Rotting.
Neal Caffrey: [posing as Peter] You're giving me way more credit than I deserve.
Peter Burke: [as Neal] No, no, no, don't be modest, Peter. You caught me. Twice. And you can send me back anytime you want.
