Nikola Tesla: Look at her. Perfectly preserved, like an insect in amber.
Dr. Helen Magnus: They must have mastered crystal replication on an atomic level.
Nikola Tesla: Oh, don't sound so surprised. These are vampires we're talking about, after all. Every advance we've seen in our lifetimes, nothing but a pathetic attempt to recreate what my race achieved before the humans even left the caves. Just leave me here among vampire royalty, my only peers.
Dr. Helen Magnus: I have a better idea.