Charlie takes his dermatologist Michelle on a movie date, then proceeds smoothly into bed, but retreats after hearing she's 47 and meeting her bisexual 20-year-old daughter Shauna, fearing he'll end up doing it with both. Meanwhile Jake spends the weekend with his mother, while Alan sees to his urgent needs manually with Internet porn to avoid wasting nearly-expired erectile drugs.
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First episode since the start that doesn't feature all three lead roles, in this case 'Angus T Jones''s character Jake. See more
You broke up with Sarah so you could hook up with her roommate?
No, no. We're all hooking up together, but then Sarah got all weird, even though it was her idea.
Don't ya just hate that?
[Michelle looks at Charlie and Charlie gives her a weird look, he then takes a drink of whine
Are you telling me that the three of you had sex together?
Hey! You're the one who said I should explore all of my options in life!
I was talking about grad school, not threesomes!
References Welcome Back, Kotter
Two and a Half Men Theme
Written by Chuck Lorre See more