Charlie takes his dermatologist Michelle on a movie date, then proceeds smoothly into bed, but retreats after hearing she's 47 and meeting her bisexual daughter Shauna (20), fearing he'll end up doing it with both. Meanwhile Jake spends the weekend with his mother, while Alan sees to his urgent needs manually with Internet porn, just to avoid wasting erectile drugs nearing the expiration date.
Did You Know?
plays a woman that is supposed to be at age 47 some 4 years older than Charlie Sheen
's character. In fact, Vassey is 7 years younger than Sheen, and was only 38 as of the October 2010 air date while Sheen was 45. See more
[after walking in on Alan masturbating
Ah jeez, zippy! What are you doing with the pudding?
Two and a Half Men Theme
Written by Chuck Lorre See more