Charlie takes his dermatologist Michelle on a movie date, then proceeds smoothly into bed, but retreats after hearing she's 47 and meeting her bisexual daughter Shauna (20), fearing he'll end up doing it with both. Meanwhile Jake spends the weekend with his mother, while Alan sees to his urgent needs manually with Internet porn, just to avoid wasting erectile drugs nearing the expiration date.
Did You Know?
First episode since the start that doesn't feature all three lead roles, in this case 'Angus T Jones''s character Jake. See more
[after walking in on Alan masturbating
Ah jeez, zippy! What are you doing with the pudding?
References Welcome Back, Kotter
Two and a Half Men Theme
Written by Chuck Lorre See more