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Amsterdam Heavy (2011)

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A mysterious gangster goes on the rampage in Amsterdam, stopping at nothing to uncover those who have betrayed him. Now it is up to CIA Agent Martin Keele, to stop him.

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Michael Wright

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Michael Wright
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Cast

Credited cast:
Michael Madsen ... Martin Keele
Alison Carroll ... Monique Lander
Alistair Overeem Alistair Overeem
Dorien Rose Duinker ... Zoe
Richard de Maaré ... Moko
Amy Huckabay ... Mimi
Starr Chellsea Cutino ... Bartender
Horace Cohen ... Paradise Island Club Owner
Fajah Lourens Fajah Lourens ... Agent Brandt
Don Alphonso Don Alphonso ... Song
Ron de Groen Ron de Groen ... Japan Johnny
Megan Gaber ... Dr. Maria Bouer (as Megan Elizabeth Gaber)
Vincent van Ommen ... Agent Van Beek
Galyna Kyyashko ... Russian girl
Semmy Schilt Semmy Schilt
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Storyline

A mysterious gangster goes on the rampage in Amsterdam, stopping at nothing to uncover those who have betrayed him. Now it is up to CIA Agent Martin Keele, to stop him.

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

Taglines:

Revenge means never having to say you're sorry

Genres:

Action

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for violence, language, sexuality/nudity and some drug use | See all certifications »
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Official Sites:

Official Facebook | Official site

Country:

Netherlands

Language:

English

Release Date:

4 September 2012 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Amsterdam Heavy - Jetzt wird's verdammt ernst See more »

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Budget:

EUR500,000 (estimated)
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Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital (Dolby 5.1)

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
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Trivia

Jörgen Raymann, who plays Dr. Sunil in the Thai segment, is a very well known Dutch comedian and television host. See more »

Crazy Credits

One of the last lines in the closing credits is a disclaimer stating "No Dutch persons were harmed in the making of this motion picture." See more »

Connections

Referenced in Midnight Movie Review: Amsterdam Heavy (2011) See more »

Soundtracks

Nothing 2 Lose
Performed by Ray Slijngaard and Anita Doth
Written & composed by Ray Slijngaard, Anita Doth & Robert Jan van der Toorn
Published by Rayvano Music/Warner Chapell/Peppermint Jam/Universal Music
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Terrible film -- a film school student would be ashamed of it
16 September 2011 | by UncleTantraSee all my reviews

It's difficult to come up with enough instances of the word "bad" to describe this film -- bad script, bad acting, REALLY bad fight choreography, bad direction, bad music, bad everything. About the only thing it's got going for it is that it was shot in a few exotic locations, if you consider the tourist sections of Amsterdam exotic.

Rik Sinkeldam in the lead part is -- astoundingly -- a worse martial artist than he is an actor. If you watch the trailer and catch some of his wooden acting in it, you'll find it hard to believe that he could do anything worse. But he does. The martial arts in this film could be used as a training video for how NOT to do martial arts.

I guess what should have tipped me off is the same thing that should have tipped me off about the recent "Setup." That film -- also terrible -- tried to use Bruce Willis' name, in a tiny, uninspired part, to sell a horrible idea horribly implemented on film by a horrible director. This one does the same thing, using Michael Madson's name and brief appearance. The only thing that would make either of these films worth having been made in my opinion is that both actors are laughing all the way to the bank, having suckered a bunch of idiots into paying them a lot of money for one's day's work.


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