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Valor's Kids

  • 20112011
  • 1h 33m
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6.8/10
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Valor's Kids, co-written by Travis Olson and Kai Mariah, is a coming of age story set in medieval times.  Magic has become extinct, wizards and mythical beasts have faded away but legends still carried their tales, and wars brought borders and unrest to the kingdoms.

Valor, a war hero and ranger of the Lor Forest, is charged with the dangerous quest to stop evil magic from returning to the realm and destroying the world.  He wanders seeking enchanted objects left behind by fallen wizards to gain insight as to what lies ahead.  

Although the Future is his destination, he must make amends with his past before he can move forward with his quest.  Upon revisiting his childhood home, he gains a companion he wasnÂ’t expecting.  A young boy named Clat, who desperately seeks adventure and knowledge, chooses to join Valor despite rejection at every turn. Like Valor, Clat feels that his young life has lost what meaning it had, with the passing of his parents.

The two are quickly drawn into a mystery by a man named Kral, who has made unwarranted attacks upon them.   As they follow the clues left by the fallen wizards and learn more about this man that has attacked them,  they meet their next companion; a burdened young girl named Chana, who has been blamed by her Warrior Father for not being born a boy.

The chance or "fated" meetings of these three orphans will ultimately sweep them into a conspiracy which leads a Kingdom into peril, three armies to war, and the awakening of a monster that has buried its fair share of wizards.
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It is the time after wizards and mythical beasts have faded away but legends still carry their tales. Wars have brought borders to kingdoms, as well as unrest to those without.It is the time after wizards and mythical beasts have faded away but legends still carry their tales. Wars have brought borders to kingdoms, as well as unrest to those without.It is the time after wizards and mythical beasts have faded away but legends still carry their tales. Wars have brought borders to kingdoms, as well as unrest to those without.
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    • Kai Mariah
    • Kai Mariah(co-dialogue writer)
    • Travis Olson(head writer)
  • Stars
    • H.T. Altman
    • Max Hauser
    • Jennifer Nguyen
    • Kai Mariah
    • Kai Mariah(co-dialogue writer)
    • Travis Olson(head writer)
  • Stars
    • H.T. Altman
    • Max Hauser
    • Jennifer Nguyen
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    H.T. Altman
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    • Valor
    Max Hauser
    Max Hauser
    • Klat
    Jennifer Nguyen
    • Chana
    Josef Gagnier
    • Viper
    Lou Abela
    • King Tennactus
    Tyler Anderson
    • Lachlin
    Shawn Bakken
    • Viper Soldier 2
    Mikayla Baranczyk
    • Ranger In Tree
    Randy Baranczyk
    • Bearded Bandit
    Andrew Becker
    • Andor
    Heather Lyn Cobb
    • Stable Girl
    Gabriel Coler
    • Red Haired Bandit
    Gregory de Dannan
    • Krueger
    Ronn Easton
    • Cervantes
    Matthew Feeney
    Matthew Feeney
    • Macem Soldier
    Emily Fradenburgh
    Emily Fradenburgh
    • Maria
    Paul Kelly
    • Renol
    Shannon Kennedy
    • Magnus Goodleaf
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    Valor's Kids: A Review
    "Why, so! now shall I see the fall of Babylon

    Wrought by the heavens in this confusion.

    And, if the world like not this tragedy,

    Hard is the hap of old Hieronimo."

    To say that the directorial intents of "Valor's Kids" and Heironimo's trilingual mise en abyme in Kyd's The Spanish Tragedy are kindred spirits would not be in bad faith. Nor, in fact, is the comparison overwrought- what better way to introduce one of the most withering social commentaries ever wrenched from the splenetic gorge of an artist than to reach into the very tragedies upon which such criticism is built? Imagine that the anti-narrative bent of Lawrence Sterne mixed with the frightening artistic self-awareness of William Heminges; only then can one begin to imagine where director Kai Mariah begins her theatrical "installation".

    In what is quite clearly an early hat-tip to Kyd, we as the viewer are thrust immediately into "Valor"'s framing device- the menu selection screen shows us a reel of proof footage, on which we are viewing snippets of the film to come. This mirrors directly the prologue of The Spanish Tragedy, in which Don Andrea and Revenge are introduced as both watchers and (unwilling) participants in the play. Clearly, we, from the outset, are Mariah's surrogate. Framed as both director and viewer, we are thus forced into the role of effective steward for this film. This is supported by the torrential effluence of the production stills in the "special features" section- like the interrelated records in Danielewski's House of Leaves we are left with a trail of evidence suggesting that our relationship to the movie runs deep. This sets up the movie's grand joke on the viewer, one in which the viewer willingly becomes the punch line.

    Thrust into the role of director, we now must examine the film with the eye of the artist. The melting transitions and disjointed imagery challenge our scriptory authority. We try to regain control by assigning meaning- the long-necked lizard consuming the mammal represents transgressions of the body, of course, but what of the rapidly fluctuating character sizes and uncertain spatial relations? We are thwarted at every turn. Left without recourse, the film cuckolds us- who are we to assign it meaning, to editorialize this post-narrative monolith? The viewer is defeated. We are become the character of the film, to do with as it will.

    And who would say that, in "Valor's Kids", we had not found the jouissance of Barthes' text scriptible? The only argument to the contrary is that to demolish the standard codifications of literature, one has to acknowledge them to begin with. By defying the title of "outsider art" by the narrowest of margins (what respectable outsider art would come in a DVD case with box art?), "Valor's Kids" offers a sweeping condemnation of "youtube culture"- the glut of thoughtless content, it says, has reduced us to this. This is the "new art"- plot, art, and substance, all cleft in twain, and the pieces left in our laps.

    Thus the great final joke of this film. The ending, such as it is, comes, and the credits roll. We, the unwilling directors, have decided to release the film as is. And can we do otherwise? Quantity, always quantity, over content. And do we not release the film, almost with a sense of pride? To our friends, family, acquaintances? "Look what I found." We the audience have become the acted upon. We have become part of the self-propagating art installation that is "Valor's Kids".

    Sterne would have been proud. A Cock and a Bull indeed Ms. Mariah, —And one of the best of its kind, I ever heard.
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      • March 26, 2011 (United States)
      • United States
      • English
      • Minnesota, USA
      • Somewhere Over the Rainbow Productions
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