Not quite the delightful light hearted romance that I expected but still great...
Me and my Father heard of a light-hearted comedy film featuring Tim Allen called "The Human Centipede" at the recommendation of my uncle (his brother).
However when we went to our usual DVD store (Bash Til' U Splash Video Store in Essex) we couldn't find the DVD there so went with this one instead.
From the opening things were quite eerie shall we say, the birds eye camera angle that slowly panned into the scene complimented with the low contrast filter and the original soundtrack composed by the 80's band 'Heart' really set a scene for what was going to be a very scary film indeed...
My father and I nearly spat out our popcorn when Lindsay (Sunny Lane) and Jenny (Danica Dillan) started tongue kissing, I will admit that we anticipated a bit more man action... But then I suppose I have my Top Gun DVD for that... 'Playin' with the boys' volley ball scene and all that.
Dr. Heiter (Tom Byron) was amazing in this role... Me and my Father remarked not just on his top notch delivery of dialogue but also noted his rock hard abs, 11 inch penis and the very cute and appealing vein that ran down his smooth hot shaft.
The special effects weren't brilliant and at times it almost felt like they were a bit too close to each others bottoms which is kinda brave. Being a long time sufferer of IBS I'd never allow anyone to stay that close to that region just in case.
Evan Stone who played Merv was a very good classically trained actor, well at least I think so... I was too busy making me and my father some smoothies at this point to really know, but I overheard some really great dialogue.
All in all I'd say it was a great and gripping (as in gripping to the bottom area) kinda film you know? Kind of a shame that the women ruined the film and I feel like the unnecessary sex scenes ruined the storyline and made it more difficult to follow than necessary but you can't have it all... If that guy had one more vein on there I'd give it a 7 but me and my father both agreed that it's got to be a 6 because if I wanted to see a boob I would've watched a film staring Adam Sandler.
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