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Longhorns (2011)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Drama, Romance | 25 June 2011 (USA)
Back in 1982, a Texas University student who was curious about the male sex fantasies he had been having, decides he needs to hook up with an out gay student on campus.

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David Lewis

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David Lewis
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Cast

Cast overview:
Jacob Newton ... Kevin
Derek Efrain Villanueva ... Cesar (as Derek Villanueva)
Dylan Vox ... Steve
Kevin Held ... Justin
Stephen Matzke ... Danny
Bonnie Marion ... Marsha
Katrina Sherwood ... Brenda
Sophia Revelli Sophia Revelli ... Camille
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Beers, steers...and a couple of queers. The Eighties come roaring back in this risqué and sexy comedy involving a group of Texas frat-boys, a remote cabin in the Hill Country and lots of beers, that will give "ride 'em cowboy" a whole new meaning! Written by Anoymous

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Beers, Steers...and a few Queers. See more »

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Country:

USA

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Release Date:

25 June 2011 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Sexy Buffalo Boys See more »

Filming Locations:

Grass Valley, California, USA See more »

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Morning View Films See more »
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Color

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1.78 : 1
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Goofs

A framed picture in Kevin's dorm room shows Northrup-Grumman's B-2 "Spirit" stealth bomber. The film is set in 1982, but the aircraft was not publicly unveiled until 1988 and was kept as an above-top secret project until that time. See more »

Quotes

Kevin: [voiceover while masturbating] That Cesar's probably lurkin' at some rest stop this very minute or sniffin' jock straps at the gym. What that poor boy must be going through.
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Crazy Credits

"Longhorns Original Motion Picture Soundtrack available on iTunes, Amazon.com, Rhapsody and Napster." See more »

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Features The Rifleman (1958) See more »

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Written and Performed by H.P. Mendoza (as Surely Shirley)
Courtesy of David Lewis Tice Records ©1982
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Amateur Night
15 February 2012 | by SuraditSee all my reviews

A cast of unexciting, not especially good-looking actors, most of whom would not make the cut in an audition for a high school play, certainly complement the mediocre, sophomoric story.

All the indoor scenes appear to have been shot in various rooms of a $5 a night motel and one suspects their rental expense probably consumed most of the production budget.

The standard over-worked components of a gay-themed movie, homophobia, state of denial and self-revelation, are played out awkwardly, are totally unbelievable and generate no emotion other than acute embarrassment for all concerned, especially the viewer.

This might have been cutting-edge 40 years ago, but these days there is no shortage of well written, superbly acted and beautifully produced movies dealing with all aspects of gay life. This oeuvre is to 21st century gay-themed movies what Amos & Andy would be to modern Black cinematic entertainment.

Even worse, it appears to have been mistakenly labeled a comedy. The comedic highlights include: (a)One of the characters has given names to his three house plants and (b) The same character unintentionally wears blue jeans on Wear Blue Jeans if You're Gay Day. I hope revealing that didn't spoil the hilarity for anyone.

Don't bother.


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