Charlie is not amused when Alan, who finally moved in with Lyndsey, returns to his beach-house for 'goodbye sex' with Melissa, who still thinks he lives there. Although Lyndsey offers Alan all he's ever wanted, he still can't resist meeting Melissa in the 'love nest', no matter what Charlie tries. When Melissa turns up unexpectedly, disaster strikes for all--even in Charlie's for-once-utterly-innocent crotch.
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[after texting his girlfriend to break up with her, he gets her return text
Oh, Melissa is not taking it well.
[takes the phone and reads
"I hate you, you stupid... cork soaker?"
Auto-spell-check. Anyway, I gotta go.
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