Edit
"Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" Wet (TV Episode 2010) Poster

Quotes

Detective Olivia Benson: You get anything out of Skinny and Dipper?

Detective Elliot Stabler: Yeah, he can't stop staring at her ass and she can't wait to never see him again.

4 of 4 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Detective Olivia Benson: Captain say how long we'd be here?

Detective Elliot Stabler: Nah. He's at the old precinct trying to clean it up.

Detective Olivia Benson: You hope they condemn it.

Detective Elliot Stabler: Hell, yeah. After a flood like that, I don't even want to know where that water's been.

Detective Olivia Benson: Not to mention this place is closer to your house.

Detective Elliot Stabler: Yeah? Something wrong with that?

3 of 3 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Sassoon: That girl in the fountain was already dead when I cut her hair.

Detective Olivia Benson: Yeah, but not when you raped her. You're going down for that and murder.

Sassoon: No, no, I got a lullaby.

Detective Elliot Stabler: You want to sing us a few bars?

Sassoon: I was at Bananatrama all night.

Detective Elliot Stabler: That's an alibi, not a lullaby, you moron.

3 of 3 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Detective Olivia Benson: So I'm guessing that the fountain washed away any evidence.

CSU: Yeah, on the outside, but I got blood and semen in her hoochie-hoo.

[Olivia stares at her]

CSU: Sorry, I sometimes forget they're people.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

CSU: Petechiae. It means she drowned. That's hard to do in a foot of water.

Detective Olivia Benson: Not if somebody knocks you out or holds you under.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

CSU: [showing Benson and Stabler something on the body] Detectives? This is not a fashion statement.

Detective Elliot Stabler: So our perp cut off a hunk of her hair as a keepsake.

Detective Olivia Benson: So he can relive every sick moment.

Detective Elliot Stabler: 'Till he finds his next victim.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Detective Elliot Stabler: Bad news. Night manager of Bananatrama confirms Sassoon's "lullaby". He's a regular. He was booted out of there for giving Miss Terry an unwanted bob.

Detective Olivia Benson: What time?

Detective Elliot Stabler: 4:30. After our Jane Doe was drowned.

Detective Olivia Benson: So we're back to nothing.

A.D.A. Mikka Von: [entering] Speak for yourself. Mikka Von, your new ADA.

Detective Elliot Stabler: Hey. Stabler, Benson.

A.D.A. Mikka Von: I don't get first names?

Detective Olivia Benson: Well, we go through ADAs pretty fast around here. What do you got?

A.D.A. Mikka Von: DNA from the semen inside your victim.

Detective Elliot Stabler: You work fast.

Detective Olivia Benson: Well, it says here that it belongs to a woman. Monica Worley, collared for assaulting a cop at the Republican National Convention in '04.

Detective Elliot Stabler: Yeah, I got an SVU fun fact for you: semen only comes from guys.

A.D.A. Mikka Von: There were no hits on the sample. So I asked the lab to run a partial match.

Detective Olivia Benson: Which points to Monica's brother as our perp.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Witt Worley: This wouldn't be so bad if it was me and that lady cop instead of you.

Detective Elliot Stabler: You want to do to my partner what you did to that blond girl last night?:

Witt Worley: My reputation precedes me.

Detective Elliot Stabler: Yeah.

Witt Worley: What'd she say?

Detective Elliot Stabler: Ehh, she's not doing too much talking. Yeah, being raped and murdered will do that to you.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Witt Worley: Okay, me and blondie had sex, but I sure as hell didn't rape and kill her.

Detective Elliot Stabler: Blondie? What's her real name?

Witt Worley: She never said. She just came up to me near the reservoir and said she was hot and wet.

Detective Elliot Stabler: A stranger in the park throws herself at you because, why, you're so charismatic?

Witt Worley: Look, the sex was consensual, okay? She even took out a tampon before we did it.

Detective Elliot Stabler: Okay. Where's the tampon?

Witt Worley: Killer ate it. My dachshund. I had to take him to the vet.

Detective Elliot Stabler: Your dog ate your homework? You just got an "F" for your alibi.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Dr. Vincent Prochik: [Benson was accidentally dosed with psychedelic mushrooms] Glad to see you're okay, Olivia. Fungi should never hurt anyone.

Detective Olivia Benson: [to Stabler] Get anything useful yet?

Detective Elliot Stabler: Uh, no, but I've had it about up to here with the... "subtle and the disgusting"?

Dr. Vincent Prochik: Subtle and the gross, detective. Gross as in big, like gross profit. Have you ever been on a beach?

Detective Elliot Stabler: [sotto to Benson] You see, watch this. He keeps doing these sudden mental pivots.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Dr. Vincent Prochik: Lindsay Elding. She wanted to privatize water. It's a resource that belongs to everyone.

Detective Elliot Stabler: Doesn't justify murder.

Dr. Vincent Prochik: Oh, I agree. I hate to say it but... Yay! She's dead!

Detective Olivia Benson: She had a daughter, Dr. Prochick. Who's now gonna grow up without a dad.

Dr. Vincent Prochik: [Correcting Benson] You mean a mom?

Detective Elliot Stabler: A mother. That you dosed with several kinds of South American mushrooms. Your specialty.

[Stabler slides a photograph across the table to Prochik]

Detective Elliot Stabler: We have a photo that puts you at the scene.

Detective Olivia Benson: [Suddenly delirious] At Niagara Falls? Ring a bell?

Detective Elliot Stabler: [to Benson] Detective, are you okay?

Detective Olivia Benson: [still delirious] We saw you on the roof with your gunmen.

Detective Elliot Stabler: What's going on?

Detective Olivia Benson: I'm not the one who stabbed the Captain with a pickle!

Dr. Vincent Prochik: Uh-oh. Let me look at you.

[Stabler intervenes and holds off Prochik]

Detective Elliot Stabler: I need you to back off.

Dr. Vincent Prochik: [to Benson] Let me see your eyes.

Detective Elliot Stabler: [to Prochik] You, stay there.

Dr. Vincent Prochik: Quick, catch her. She's gonna fall.

Detective Elliot Stabler: [Benson starts to pass out but Stabler catches her] Liv. Liv! Get a bus! We need a bus! Officer down!

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Judge Miranski: [Stabler walks away from the judge, having failed to get a recess before the judge turns his attention back to Prochik] Continue, Dr. Prochik

Dr. Vincent Prochik: Uh, yes. I killed the Cola Queen. Because she was trying to play God. Who shall live and who shall die?

Detective Elliot Stabler: [removes his suit jacket, clearly faking] I'm hot.

Dr. Vincent Prochik: Our very survival depends on fresh water.

Detective Elliot Stabler: [removing his tie] Oh, boy is it hot in here.

Judge Miranski: [sternly] Detective Stabler!

Detective Elliot Stabler: [unbuttoning his shirt] Are you hot in here? I didn't order that pizza. I didn't order that pizza. I don't even like anchovies.

Judge Miranski: Detective!

Detective Elliot Stabler: All I want to do is get to the Garden.

Judge Miranski: That's it. I find you in contempt. Officers, restrain this man.

A.D.A. Mikka Von: Your Honor, Detective Stabler was exposed to neurotxic mushrooms in the line of duty. He is not in compos mentis.

Detective Elliot Stabler: [being taken out by the court officers] Your Honor, Al and Mike and Todd were gonna go water skiing at the Garden.

Judge Miranski: Call an ambulance.

Detective Elliot Stabler: I didn't order that pizza. Your Honor, I'm not even a fan of anchovies. Boy, is it hot in here.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

A.D.A. Mikka Von: [walking out of the courthouse with Stabler] I think we're gonna make a great team

Detective Elliot Stabler: Me too.

[Stabler sees Cragen walking up the courthouse steps]

Detective Elliot Stabler: Captain. How's the old place?

Donald Cragen: It's all getting squared away.

A.D.A. Mikka Von: Captain Cragen. I've been looking forward to meeting you. Mikka Von, your new ADA.

Donald Cragen: Yeah, well, nice knowing you. Your boss called. He's tied up. Asked me to deliver a message. Pack your bags. Go back to Chicago.

A.D.A. Mikka Von: [scoffs] I'm being fired by proxy?

Detective Elliot Stabler: What's going on?

Donald Cragen: Apparently, you sent a defense attorney on vacation, sub rosa. D.A. doesn't like dirty tricks.

Detective Elliot Stabler: Unless he's the one doing them.

Donald Cragen: I'm sorry.

A.D.A. Mikka Von: [to Stabler] Well, I guess I gotta go take my loft off the market.

Detective Elliot Stabler: [shakes hands with Mikka] Been nice working with you.

A.D.A. Mikka Von: Back at you.

[Mikka walks away]

Donald Cragen: She one of the good ones?

Detective Elliot Stabler: Yeah.

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

John Munch: [Stabler sees him dressed in his patrol uniform] Wet paint plus no clean clothes equals uniforms. Simple math. If only the computers were that simple, huh?

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

Contribute to This Page