House (2004–2012)
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Two Stories 

House participates in a school's Career Day and breaks a few rules by sharing explicit medical stories. Waiting outside the principal's office, he meets two fifth-grade students who assess ... See full summary »


Greg Yaitanes


David Shore (created by), Thomas L. Moran

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Episode cast overview, first billed only:
Hugh Laurie ... Dr. Gregory House
Lisa Edelstein ... Dr. Lisa Cuddy
Omar Epps ... Dr. Eric Foreman
Robert Sean Leonard ... Dr. James Wilson
Peter Jacobson ... Dr. Chris Taub
Jesse Spencer ... Dr. Robert Chase
Olivia Wilde ... Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley (credit only)
Amber Tamblyn ... Martha M. Masters
Austin Michael Coleman ... Zachary Taylor
Brittany Ishibashi ... Ms. Corwin
Erika Alexander ... Ms. Fields
Maurice Godin ... Dr. Hourani
Tracy Vilar ... Nurse Regina
Haley Pullos ... Colleen
Logan Arens Logan Arens ... Gabe


House participates in a school's Career Day and breaks a few rules by sharing explicit medical stories. Waiting outside the principal's office, he meets two fifth-grade students who assess House's relationship woes and try to help him understand how his selfish antics get in the way of showing Cuddy how he really feels. Written by Fox Publicity

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Drama | Mystery


TV-14 | See all certifications »






Release Date:

21 February 2011 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Two Stories See more »

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Technical Specs


Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital



Aspect Ratio:

16:9 HD
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Did You Know?


When House says " and it would've worked too if it weren't for those meddling kids" he's quoting the old Scooby Doo cartoon where the villain at end is unmasked. See more »


Masters comments that the patient's roommates were Computer Science majors and theorizes that they may have been fabricating computer chips. Computer Science majors write software; many have never touched the inside of a computer. See more »


Dr. Gregory House: [House talks his story to Colleen and Zach] She recently got the thin envelope from her first choice preschool. But it turns out, it was her fake first choice because she was convinced she couldn't get her kid into her actual first choice without a substantial donation or an inside connection.
Sanford Wells: If it's Brye Park, I'm afraid she's right.
Zachary Taylor: Wait, that's our school.
Colleen: What other school would he be talking about?
[to House]
Colleen: Just finish the story.
Dr. Gregory House: You know, I gotta tell you, there's bossy, which can be ...
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Spoofs Pulp Fiction (1994) See more »

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Children saying adult things
22 February 2011 | by eadon-comSee all my reviews

This epi was fun, but weak. In house many of the characters sound the same, they say things in unrealistic ways.

What's worse is that the same is true with children, you have (annoying) children spouting smart-ass lines. The effect is creepy, it's as if you're watching kids being possessed by the spirits of wise-ass 50 year old psycho-babblers.

The house/cuddy chemistry is still zero, as it has been for all of this season.

I still like House MD, and that's 99% because of Laurie.

Looking forward to a formulaic epi. They're always the most fun. The nonlinear epi's like this one come over as false and self-conscious.

And please, Americans, stop portraying children as little adults. It's just freakish.

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