High school student Neil (Jesse Carere) has vowed to remain celibate due to his religious beliefs, as his church wants him to be part of a religious ceremony that requires him to be a virgin. Neil is unaware that his church, which practices Satanism, is planning to sacrifice him to Satan in order to prevent 1000 years of peace on earth. Once Neil becomes aware of this plan, he and his best friend Matt (Daryl Sabara) make plans to find a woman to take Neil's virginity and thus save him from certain death.
Get laid or die trying.
Motion Picture Rating
Rated R for crude sexual content and language throughout - all involving teens
Did You Know?
Your parents almost killing you tonight is the best thing that could have happened to you. They lit a fire under your ass to go out there, grab life by the ears, and make sweet sweet love to it's mouth. Fuck, you're a selfish prick you know that?
How am I selfish?
Because this is your last chance, Neil. You don't go in there and bust your hymen then you're a dead man. And then that's on my head and I can't live with that shit, so fuck you!
I wouldn't want me dying to be a source of guilt for you ...