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My Monster (2009)

| Short, Drama, Horror
What happens if you get strong feelings for someone you just tortured and killed?

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Ronny Carlsson
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Credited cast:
Ronny Carlsson Ronny Carlsson ... Man
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Daniel Carlsson Daniel Carlsson ... Knife
Amelie Malmberg Amelie Malmberg ... Girl
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My Monster is a short and surrealistic horror movie told through the nightmares and visions of a killer. The killer starts to get feelings for his latest victim weeks after her death. Because of the feelings he is now feeling, his mind is slowly but surely trying to destroy him. Written by Anonymous

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There was never a script written for this film and because of this it changed a lot through the process. See more »

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Follows Video Geisteskrank (2008) See more »

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A Literal Mind Screw!
2 September 2010 | by Tim-WamboltSee all my reviews

Ronny Carlsson of Film Bizarro, has a new film out called, "My Monster", the continuation of Ronny's debut short film "Video Geisteskrank", but I promised Ronny that I wouldn't give anything away...

So how do I write a review without giving anything away? Well, maybe it's better that I don't give anything away just yet because I believe that everybody will probably get something different out of this film, interpreting it in their own way. But I just have to say that he did a great job and it is very apparent that he is a born filmmaker. The underground is alive and unique! Props to the talented and tolerant lead actress, Amelie Malmberg and producer and critic Preston Carnell for his sharp eye for detail. I was really impressed by Ronny's editing and the all of the beautiful cinematography, the psychotic music (courtesy of Porcelain magGot), and all of the symbolic metaphors throughout, (many of which I can not understand and do not know if I am supposed to understand). The film is also full of August Underground homage, slasher movie suspense and gruesome gore! And man is this movie ever a mind screw!

It felt like some naked guy came running up to me with his nut sack bouncing off his thighs and then he shoved his dong in through my ear and creamed all over my brains. And then another butt-naked guy dropped out of the sky ass first, swallowing my entire head inside of his butt hole like a Venus fly trap, leaving a trail of green excrement in my hair as he slides down the side of head. And then suddenly, the first guy's ding-a-ling comes out of my other ear and catches this second naked guy in the butt hole, hanging him from his penis like a jacket on a coat rack as he then begins penetrating the danger zone, thus mixing the green poop with the white semen until it all looks like guacamole. (The first guy is black by the way, that is why his penis is big enough to go all the way through my head and into the second guy's butt hole.) In fact, (wait, why the hell am I hungry for guacamole now?) Anyways, in fact, not to be racist but let's just say for the sake of argument that the second guy is black too, that way this hump-sandwich can become some kind of metaphoric Oreo cookie, with the two black, naked gay guys that are butt-humping each other representing the chocolate outside, and all the sperm in the inside and the outside of my head can act as the white filling in the center. That's how big of a mind screw this movie was!

I apologize to Ronny if I have given away too much already and I apologize to anyone who's wiener ends up going limp while having sex with their girlfriend as a result of picturing two sweaty, butt hole naked homosexual, black men making love to my head.

But actually now that I think about it, "mind screw" is an understatement, it goes beyond that, so to better understand the sexual metaphor you must also picture another naked black guy pulling his butt cheeks apart to reveal the pink goatse center of his stretched out anus while he is sharting. Think about it!

Great job Ronny!


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