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Promises Written in Water (2010)

Unrated | | Drama | 7 September 2010 (Italy)
Promises Written in Water is an extremely stripped down abstract romantic story of a man and a woman, both in crisis. Kevin (Vincent Gallo) is a long-time, professional assassin, ... See full summary »

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Vincent Gallo

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Vincent Gallo (screenplay)
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Complete credited cast:
Vincent Gallo ... Kevin
Delfine Bafort Delfine Bafort ... Mallory
Hope Tomaselli Hope Tomaselli ... Dead Girl
Lisa Love Lisa Love ... Grieving Woman
Sage Stallone ... The Mafioso
Brenda Epperson ... Mortician
Livia Treviño ... Dead Girl's Mother (as Livia Trevino)
Patrick O'Connor ... Dead Girl's Father
Nathalie Love ... Waitress
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Promises Written in Water is an extremely stripped down abstract romantic story of a man and a woman, both in crisis. Kevin (Vincent Gallo) is a long-time, professional assassin, specializing in the termination of life. Mallory (Delfine Bafort) is a wild, poetic, beautiful young woman confronting her terminal illness and eventual suicide. She reaches out to Kevin to take responsibility for her corpse once she passes, requesting his protection of her dead body's dignity until her cremation. Kevin's acceptance of this request causes uncomfortable self-reflection and changes the lens through which he views death. Written by Production

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USA

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English

Release Date:

7 September 2010 (Italy) See more »

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The Funeral Director See more »

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Altadena, California, USA See more »

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$500,000 (estimated)
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Mono

Aspect Ratio:

1.66 : 1
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Trivia

Gallo began shooting this highly conceptual film without following any traditional program of production or pre-production, and instead began filming without any preparation or a traditional script, never allowing anyone from his cast or crew in on the film's ultimate vision. See more »

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Referenced in La última película (2013) See more »

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Hello Sadness, Goodbye Love
Written and performed by Vincent Gallo
Courtesy of Vincent Gallo Music
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Dear God it must be burned
16 September 2010 | by mattkindred900See all my reviews

Saw this film at TIFF the other night. I must admit I was a Vincent Gallo fan while growing up, having loved both the offbeat Buffalo 66' and The Brown Bunny but Promises Written in Water is an absolutely terrible film. Narcissistic in the worst way imaginable and grotesquely misogynistic throughout. As per usual, Gallo was not in attendance to promote his film, having instead opted to go back to New York or LA to avoid the cacophonous sounds of laughter at the puerile dialogue, terrible editing, awful photography and amateur acting. There is nothing remotely noteworthy about this film other than the running length which is a mere 75 minutes. Gallo is an original artist to be sure, but that doesn't mean what he makes is all that great. See it as a curiosity piece.

Better luck next time....


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