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20 Jun. 2008
Betty Bowers Explains Prayer to Everyone Else
America's Best Christian, looks into a phenomenon sweeping the nation -- asking invisible people for all the stuff you're too lazy or cheap to get for yourself.
 
2 Jun. 2009
Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage
America's Best Christian takes time to explain to less informed Christians the curious details of the Lord's concept of marriage.
 
22 Nov. 2009
Betty Bowers: Less Is Mormon
Mrs. Betty Bowers, calls out Mormons to school all Americans on the unconstitutional craze of doling out civil rights by popular vote.
 
29 Jan. 2010
As God Is My Waitress I'll Never Go Hungry Again
A cooking show with America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers. Betty shows that, with enough servants, even the laziest homemaker can serve up a yummy recipe that teaches children all about the gruesome, bloody death of Jesus.
 
6 Sep. 2010
Betty Bowers' Christian Sex Tape
When it comes to sex, Mrs. Betty Bowers does the most vile, disgusting thing: She talks about it! Betty Bowers answers the calls of curious sinners everywhere who seek her tart, sage advice.
 
18 Apr. 2011
The Gospel According to Betty: Part 1
America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, reads passages from the newest gospel added to the Lord's International Bestseller, the Bible: The Gospel According to Betty.
 
9 May 2011
You're Going Straight to Hell
Mrs. Betty Bowers, takes sinners on a musical journey to the intemperate destination they all so richly deserve: Hell.
 
16 Jun. 2011
The Histories of America
Mrs. Betty Bowers, recites the first cantos of her poem "The Histories of America" to her 5,703-student K-12 Sunday School class. Some of her and Jesus' favorite students have joyously provided illustrations for the poem.
 
7 Sep. 2011
The Gospel of America by Betty Bowers
America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, reads passages from the newest gospel added to the Lord's International Bestseller, the Bible: The Gospel According to Betty.
 
10 Oct. 2011
Top 5 Ways to Ignore Jesus
"The only thing Americans ignore more than Jesus is their waistlines!" America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, announces American Christians' fondest ways to thumb their noses at Jesus and any of the pesky things He may have told them.
 
31 Jan. 2012
So Close to Jesus
As Tim Tebow has relentlessly reminded us, religion is just a competition to show how much closer you are to your deity than everyone else. But nobody is closer to Jesus than America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers.
 
26 Mar. 2012
Join the Party
America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, releases a Super PAC ad for the GOP. They're welcome!
 
15 May 2012
Betty Bowers Interviews Ann Romney
The First Lady of Christians, Mrs. Betty Bowers, sits down to chat with the First Lady of Mormons, Mrs. Ann Romney, for Ann's most candid interview.
 
13 Jun. 2012
Is America a Christian Nation
America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, doesn't allow pesky facts to get in the way when providing a decisive answer to a divisive question: "Is America a Christian Nation?"
 
25 Nov. 2012
Heaven's Realtor® Mrs. Betty Bowers
Mrs. Betty Bowers is the exclusive listing agent for the most coveted properties in Heaven. Mansions in Glory are priced to move! The Rapture is coming, so don't be left homeless for an eternity.
 
22 Dec. 2012
Calling Out Westboro Baptist Church by Betty Bowers
America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, Skypes with notoriously deranged homophobe Shirley Phelps-Roper, "spokes nut" for Westboro Baptist Church. This is satire.
 
13 Mar. 2013
American's Best Christian Pageant
Newly-crowned "America's Best Christian," Mrs. Betty Bowers, gossips-in-Christ about the pageant with rival Sister Darlene.
 

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