A mysterious old man named Mr. Plinkett is keeping a deep dark secret locked away in the basement of a small-town hardware store: vicious, flesh-eating creatures with a mysterious past. Once these creatures escape, all hell breaks loose and it's up to Jesse, an incompetent hardware store employee, to stop them from turning the town into a feeding frenzy!
Ever been eaten to death? Now's your chance.
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The movie was originally planned to be centered around a 45-minute-long, gratuitous, erotic shower scene. See more
During the first external shot of the Hardware store, you can clearly see the right-hand side of a real, actual "True Value" Hardware cursive red logo along with the R-circle trademark symbol after the 'e' in Value. In a later shot of the Hardware store front, right between the vomit scene and the book-reading scene, the sign outside says Plinkett's "Real Value" Hardware, using a different cursive font and no R-circle trademark. See more
There's a problem.
You can't get it up?
My boss, Mr. Plinkett.
He can't get it up? Why do you know that?
The typical closing credits' disclaimer also respects the undead:
"The events depicted in this motion picture are a work of fiction. Any similarity to real persons living or dead (or undead) is entirely coincidental." See more
Our Love Is In Love
Written by Jack Packard
Performed by Jack Packard See more