"The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson" Peter Strauss/Betty White/Victor Buono (TV Episode 1981) Poster

Betty White: Herself, Jane

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  • Jane : Tarzan! You're late!

    Tarzan : Not Tarzan's fault! Vine controllers' strike!

  • Tarzan : Witch doctor help Tarzan grow this! It called, uh... "Say this some plant".

    Jane : "Say this some plant"?

    Jane : [Tarzan plucks plant and sniffs it]  Say! This some bad weed!... Tarzan smoke no vine before its time!

  • Jane : I have an announcement I want to make to the entire family. Boy! Cheetah!... Boy!

    [Boy and Cheetah walk onstage; Boy wears a leopard skin - and polished black shoes and gartered socks] 

    Tarzan : Boy never felt at home in jungle!

    Jane : It just isn't going to work. I am a modern woman - but you are a macho, chauvinist, hopeless case! I am leaving you, and getting a divorce.

    Tarzan : Woman stay with man! That law of jungle!

    Jane : You may have a law of jungle; I have a lawyer of the jungle.

    Tarzan : Don't know what Jane talk ab-

    [lawyer enters, gives Tarzan divorce papers] 

    Tarzan : You've gotta be kidding.

    Jane : I'm taking the treehouse, and Boy... and you can have that stupid-looking monkey you spend so much time with. See you in court... shrimp-vine!

  • Tarzan : Tarzan know about night you made whoopie with Marlin Perkins!

    Jane : Oh, big deal. Just that one time... while Jim worked his way down the river.

    Tarzan : One time, my loincloth! Around jungle, you known as... Easy Country Safari!

  • Jane : How come, when you take a shower under the waterfall, the hyenas all stand around and laugh at you?

    Tarzan : Hyenas always laugh!

    Jane : Yes - but they don't usually point!

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