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You Can't Kill Stephen King (2012)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror | 19 January 2013 (Turkey)
A group of friends visit a lake where horror author Stephen King lives, and start getting killed off one at a time.
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Monroe Mann ... Monroe Bachman
Ronnie Khalil ... Ronnie
Crystal Arnette ... Hilary Bachman
Kayle Blogna Kayle Blogna ... Nicole
Kate Costello Kate Costello ... Lori
Justin Brown Justin Brown ... Lamont
Polly Humphreys ... Deedee
Arthur S. Brown ... Dale
Michael Bernstein ... Verrill
Jason Martin Jason Martin ... Boat Warden
Bill Steven McLean ... Gas Station Attendant
John Mancini ... Sheriff Pangborn
Jeffrey R. Kelsey Jeffrey R. Kelsey ... Deputy Dodd
Vanessa Leigh Vanessa Leigh ... Screaming Woman
Skylar Collins Skylar Collins ... Danny (as Sky Collins)
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A group of friends visit a lake where horror author Stephen King lives, and start getting killed off one at a time.

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It was a mistake to visit his lake. See more »

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Comedy | Horror

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Trivia

The mother and son at the diner are named Danny and Wendy, like the mother and son from Stephen King's book "The Shining." See more »

Goofs

When the kids pull up to the lake the first time, the radio is on 88.1 FM and they are listening to hip-hop. The only 88.1 FM in Maine plays Contemporary Christian music. See more »

Quotes

Lamont: Soul Fist!
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"No Stephen Kings were harmed in the making of this film." See more »

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References Christine (1983) See more »

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This is extremely cheaply produced, badly written, horribly acted and yawn-inducing trash.
3 August 2013 | by ZorusSee all my reviews

I've watched the first fifteen minutes or so of the movie and then skipped through the rest since I didn't like what I saw. This is extremely formulaic crap. I guess that would be fine for some if there were some production values to it. After all, personally I really like movies like Wrong Turn and such. This however is extremely cheaply produced, badly written, horribly acted and yawn-inducing trash. It is however miles beyond anything Monroe Mann has done thus far. So I'll give him that. Be warned though, this is not in the so-bad-that-it's-good category. This is definitely in it's-really-bad territory.


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Maine, USA

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